Fails Stories

(Oneshot Requests - Open) Have you ever had a craving for gut wrenchingly horrible, positively horrendous literature that will make your brain scream out for mercy? Well, you've come to the right book, my friend! Welcome to the dumping ground of all of the miserably failed works I have done over the years! Stories that either had no point, I wrote when I was really young, got dropped off somewhere around the middle due to lack of inspiration, or were a school project (which basically include all of the above). It may also include the following: Extreme derp, random writing pieces I decided to do that have no meaning, even more derp, writing pieces from grades as low as Grade Four, as much derp as you can cram into one book, and much MUCH more! I due hope this melting pot of unedited paragraphs and completely stupid writing pieces satisfies your gnawing hunger for idiotic-ness. WARNING: EXTREME STUPIDITY AHEAD. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. (This also seems to have turned into the main battlefield of 'the Blackmail Wars'. Enter at your own risk. XD)

You'll just realize your mistakes in the end..... Is it too late para itama ang iyong pagkakamali?? Lance Alexander Mendoza ang soon to be groom ni Allysandra Nikki Legados "Please stay" lance begged nikki "I can't... Lagi na lang ako yung nasasaktan .... Pagod na kong umintindi sayo ako naman ang intindihin mo ngayon lahat ginawa ko kasi mahal kita pero ayoko na " with that nikki left lance na naka luhod sa harap ng bahay nila Iniwan na ng tuluyan ni nikki si lance ..... Why??? Nikki do everything nagtiis sya sa mga problema at pasakit na nadarama para sa taong mahal nya pero hindi sapat ito para sabihing tunay ang pag mamahal na ibinibigay ni lance sa kanya simula nung dumating muli si Shane ang kanyang Ex girlfriend gumulo na nag lahat ng tungkol sa kanila

You seriously didn't read the title!? Jk, I'm not that mean. 27 in #fails

This is my very first story to write! Please no hate and enjoy!P

Wattpad kann ein komischer Ort sein. Manchmal liest man Dinge, bei denen man einfach denkt: WHAT?!

... hoffentlich möglichst still und stumm. Und sonst werden wir sie mit diesem Buch zum verstummen bringen. Oder ihr die verdiente Aufmerksamkeit zusprechen (spoiler: ich spreche nicht frei, ich verurteile nur. Weniger Papierkram.)

bts secrets is full of drama and relationship fails and backstabbing and it's a hot mess. end of story.

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idk I'm bored and I like to write stuff XD I'm gonna be writing in this when I have nothing to do or I'm outa ideas on my other books cast: Fam Gold Magic Uki Keith Chase Leo Read it, Love it, Like it, And Comment on it! If ya want to of cause, I'm not gonna force ya into doing so 😉

See fails, funny jokes and other weird things that might make you laugh

IF YOU TAG ME THEN NO ONE WILL GET TAGGED CAUSE I DON'T KNOW ANYONE. Forever alone ;-; YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYSJSUYAYAYA I didn't make that awesome cover I found it on Imgur SOME AWESOME DUDE OUT THERE DID THAT, CREDIT TO YOU. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYSYSYAYAYAYAYASYASYA welcome to my book! Why are you reading this still? This is some random book because I made it when I was bored. Nothing is normal when I'm bored. So here, you can blab about shipping unless it's my NOTP frisk X Chara or I'll kill you :D You can also tag me if you want but I have no one to tag because I'm forever alone. I tagged the two peeps IK so.... I don't wanna again, that's weird. So blah blah blah blah blah. Loooonnnngggg description. So this is gonna have undertale junk. Yup. Okay, BAIIIIIIIIIIIII UAYAYAYYAYAAYYAAYAYAYAYAYAYSAUSYYAY

For all dose ppls who hate autocorrect

Lately I've taken up drawing.... digitally anddd on paper. So let's see how this goes. Go follow my insta art account with pretty much the same stuff lol Search for natdoodles and Enjoy!

Alice was just an average teenage girl with a good life, with a good best friend and a cute and sweet boyfriend. Then randomly her boyfriend starts acting weird and rain checks about all of their dates. Soon she discovers he's seeing someone else; but the craziness doesn't stop there. Soon he's trying to tell her that she needs to go to Wonderland to be slaughtered by the Queen of Hearts. How will Alice deal with all of this?

A bunch of rants of or on Wattpad

like the title says. I will show you my latest art work. please comment and vote.

Just a wonderful little book detailing the every day struggles of the avid equestrian. Including: Q and A Conversations between a horse person and a non horse person Horse ad translations Common horse problems My own fail stories and those of others who shared them And much more! So grab popcorn, give it to me, and let the storytelling begin!

aca contaremos cuanto duro en un inshi servidor como spy nomas agarren palomitas ke aca se viene los fails mas epicos Pd:ESTO ESTA TOMADO DE LA REALIDAD Y NO FICCION DE MI MENTE PRROS Pd2:a puesto ke no les interesa una posdata 2 hasi ke oof

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My heart vomits and cries out words my anger never told