Fails قصص

This is a book of failures. Whether it be epic fails or just pathetic attempts, this book covers it all. This can and will contains sensitive content otherwise known as mature-ish content. Without further ado let the fails begin!

I guess this is like a diary. I'll talk about my day, how I felt about it. And of course there will be my outrages, fangirl moments, and overall my emotions. Hope you enjoy my hard yet beautiful journey called "Life".

The knights create a group chat and fail miserably, from taping the wrong thing to hilarious autocorrect, have fun reading what the flipededoodle happens here,

You think you're the only one who has weird/funny/embarrassing text me ups/bloopers? WELL THINK AGAIN!! This book is a short story of some funny text fails. ENJOY ALSO CHECK OUT MY OTHER STORIES!!

All from Sound Effects life, magic pineapple might have some funny stories to tell about me here. Hear about my amazing fail of a life and what I say that should get me locked up in a mental hospital. Also my obssion with Youtube, like Mianite and Flux Buddies.

My first death

For all my drawings :D The cover obviously ain't mine Yang belongs to Rooster Teeth

My heart vomits and cries out words my anger never told

Something my character, Naomi sang to an angel, which was spawned by Satan's hand. Not sure of it's meaning, but it holds a prophesy of untold horror. An excerpt from a character chatroom. Naomi's origin, Love Never Fails, a story of mine. If you'd like to try and make sense of this piece then I suggest you read, Love Never Fails, if not then enjoy the creepiness, which will follow in suit. Cover made by me. © Chris Nicholson - All rights reserved.

These are some awkward/funny/weird moments I've/my friends or maybe you guys went through that may be funny/weird/awkward... Hope you enjoy! :)

This is a book filled with all Skyrim logic. May the bullcrappery begin!

Hey guys! Want a good laugh? Then you will absolutely LOVE this book! I will also be writing it on TAP which I will share to my page when I'm done

(Oneshot Requests - Open) Have you ever had a craving for gut wrenchingly horrible, positively horrendous literature that will make your brain scream out for mercy? Well, you've come to the right book, my friend! Welcome to the dumping ground of all of the miserably failed works I have done over the years! Stories that either had no point, I wrote when I was really young, got dropped off somewhere around the middle due to lack of inspiration, or were a school project (which basically include all of the above). It may also include the following: Extreme derp, random writing pieces I decided to do that have no meaning, even more derp, writing pieces from grades as low as Grade Four, as much derp as you can cram into one book, and much MUCH more! I due hope this melting pot of unedited paragraphs and completely stupid writing pieces satisfies your gnawing hunger for idiotic-ness. WARNING: EXTREME STUPIDITY AHEAD. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. (This also seems to have turned into the main battlefield of 'the Blackmail Wars'. Enter at your own risk. XD)

Sequel to the first book, Preknowings: Success Always Fails, Birche and Pauline receive some life-changing news. Pauline's broken leg has an infection, and there is only one way for it to be fixed and she survive. Will this 'cure' affect her abilities negatively? Or will it help them? The military has a new mission in store. A personal mission only Birche and Pauline can undergo. Without Ralph this time. They must find a hermit that lives far, far away that will teach Birche why he is having those future-telling dreams. Will they make it? Find out by reading Preknowings: Expedition.

"Ugh" Sophie say with a grudge."What will happen next."All of a sudden the school bell rings and a crowd of kids run into the school halls.Trying to get out of the crowd she notices that one of the kids was already outside just laying in the grass like some weirdo... (What will happen next!? Read the story to find out!!!)