Fakehelp Stories

They said "just move on." We said, "dig deeper." Welcome to the ultimate survival guide for the broken-hearted, the ghosted, and the brave souls who dared to text first. This brutally honest (and absolutely hilarious) fake self-help book explores every possible location to hide after getting emotionally drop-kicked by your crush. From emotional support pillows to becoming one with the floor, each chapter is here to help you spiral but with ✨style✨. Warning: This book may cause side effects like laughter, bitter flashbacks, and sudden urges to delete chat history.