Fakemedia Stories

I need the collected correspondence of Alex and Henry. Here's how I imagine a review of volume 1 would sound. This is for eggheads who read book coverage in places like the Timeses (New York, Financial, or of London) or Slate or Jezebel (which is name checked in the book). I would love to read Alex and Henry's emails and texts about each other in the 2016-2020 time frame. Someone should put that together. (Ahem. Putting that out into the world.) What would the book coverage of that even look like? Something like this, I'd imagine. Needless to say, this is by far the nerdiest thing I've done with my free time in recent memory. Help.