Falsesymmetry Stories

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together...

The Wither Rose Alliance sat in a secret meeting room hidden in the Crystal Cliffs, discussing some complications between the alliance and server. Suddenly, a portal ap...

Drabbles (900- words), oneshots (1,000+ words), and short stories (4,000+ words), centered around the ventures and mishaps of the Hermits exploring their new world. (At...

Grian is the most feared assassin known for his ability to kill swiftly and quietly. Hiding away, he holds a grudge against the King and anyone with power of unknown rea...

Grian had spent his whole life running. Running away from Evo. Running away from YandereHigh. Running away from Sam. He was sick of it. So when he finds himself back in...

Cover picture found on Pinterest like a year ago What happened if Grian and Mumbo had a huge argument, unknown what it was about by the other hermits. Mumbo pretends not...

Grian was just minding his own business, dancing around the treetops in his jungle home, when disaster struck. HCBBS. No one knew what it meant, until they arrived. The...

Pretty much the title! May include some life series and empires smp stories as well, we'll see! There will be little (if any) shipping, and if there is any, I would only...

The admins and The Watchers have been fighting a creature called "Error" for a while. Once again Error has been defeated temporarily. A young Watcher called Xe...

They are the crafters, the designers, stuck in 3-H, in the "H as in the Hermit" class. Discriminated and bullied by all those above them just because they're b...

just some incorrect quotes to help me get used to publishing on wattpad again and because i find them hilarious. -Marked complete, might be updated randomly if I feel l...

There's someone new in Hermit village. Someone with secrets that can't be shared. Xisuma knows that Impulse isn't human, but anyone, no matter the species, is welcome i...

oh look, a third book of Hermitcraft stuff :') ships, smut, fluff, angst, all that stuff will all be present here

Warning: This book is a sequel, please read Watching and Listening 1 first or this will not make sense After defeating the Watchers, things seem to settle down and go ba...

This book will have quotes that the Empires SMP members actually said, stuff that I've seen other people put in incorrect quote books, random bits of audio I heard from...

THIS FANFIC IS DISCONTINUED CURRENTLY DCLF/The Prototypes Au story Grian; Xelqua So much things to hide. ... But he can't keep it a secret from his fellow hermits foreve...

Harry Potter AU starring the Hermitcraft characters (not the actual people, it has nothing to do with them, this is just for fun and entertainment, leave me alone). A l...

So I really like the gacha react videos and I always wanted to make one myself but I'm not really experienced with that kind of thing so I decided to make a sort of scri...

I was board so HC 7, probably go how you'd expect it to go, but who cares? I am Dyslexic so grammar and spelling errors will occur in this book.

The title says it all! Just a ton of hermit chats and incorrect quotes! E