cjconnellybooks
First Book of the @CrackleDust series by author C.J. Connelly. This pop culture comedy-parody makes several sly references to HP, Facebook, Fandom & more!
An eclectic band of misfits, led by Fairy Captain F.U.-Belle, must reluctantly embark on a quest together and save mankind from the impending threat of a conjoined Vampire/Zombie Apocalypse, threatening to extinguish humanity.
On the way, they encounter Kent Clark (No Relation), an 38-yr-alien who failed to manifest his predestined superpowers and is on a quest to find them, King Armando Wingsfield Pentegram the 23rd, the constantly regenerating king of the vampires who is totally addicted to social media and has rivalry with Alucard {DO-NOT-SPELL-THIS-BACKWARD}, Biffy Winters, a cross-dressing vampire slayer who masquerades as a cheerleader, and Anne Genue, the obligatory beautiful girl who could be the "Lost Transylvanian Princess" and is most definitely in love with Hubert Pfiffer Boy Wizard! The greatest wizard who ever lived (in a book)!!!
Find more information at www.cjconnelly.com