Fantasycomedy Stories

In the Kingdom of Elarion, magic is earned, not given. For thirteen-year-old Aurelia Valeron, the pampered and notoriously lazy daughter of a powerful duke, becoming a magician was never part of the plan. Aurelia had always envisioned a much simpler future-one filled with comfort, freedom, and as little unnecessary effort as possible. While others spend years training for the chance to awaken their Veyra, Aurelia somehow accomplishes the impossible- She awakens in her sleep. Suddenly, her carefully imagined life of leisure is slipping away. Forced into magical training, academy life, and a world dominated by the powerful Arenari, Aurelia can only watch as lessons, expectations, and responsibilities begin piling up around her. But a Veyra awakened without effort may not be a matter of simple luck. And as Aurelia is reluctantly pulled deeper into a world she had been perfectly content to avoid, she begins to discover that there is far more to her awakening-and to herself-than anyone expected. ~~~ Publishing Schedule: Saturdays

Princess Starfruit has been kidnapped. The culprit? The evil Grater. The solution? Find someone brave enough to rescue her. The chosen one? Saphacaranda, a humble apple who had just gotten off work and probably had better things to do. However, for some reason that nobody seems to question too much, Saphacaranda accepts the mission and sets off on an adventure to rescue the princess. Now, she must face the dangerous Grater, travel through unfamiliar lands, and, with a little luck, figure out what the hell is going on. And so begins the most absurd story ever to take place in the Kingdom of Fruits.

In a fantasy world, where magic has faded and technology has burgeoned, Glark Underbrick, a goblin wizard who runs an unsuccessful magical bookshop, is resigned to magic becoming little more than a memory. Until one day he takes possession of another wizard's library and accidentally summons a god. When the god says that magic can be restored, Glark undertakes to do just that, only he needs to earn money in the meantime as restoring magic, and the god, to their full power may take a while. When a young dwarven girl becomes Glark's assistant, it leads to Glark diversifying, dealing with the local witch, town authorities, and a cadre of wizards out to find out where Glark is getting his new-found powers. From the local fête, to a book festival and a host of holiday makers wanting their dream holidays to come true, Glark has a lot on his hands, but can he manage to bring everything under control, or will it become nothing but a disaster? The first book in the 'Cucumber Sands' series.

The day I was promoted to the position of my dreams was also the day I died. The day I finally got promoted was the same day I died. Cause of death? Sneezing. Now I've been reincarnated in another world... as a cat. Not just any cat-a dangerously overpowered one who masters magic just by being near it. The problem? No one takes a cat seriously. And if I drop the barrier keeping my powers in check... this world might not survive.

She had no face. No name. That's how irrelevant she was. Not the villainess. Not a supporting character. Not even cannon fodder. Just a blurry girl in a yellow dress somewhere in the background. And Mari was perfectly happy with that. She knew this story.The heroine would fall in love with the Crown Prince. The villainess would cause trouble. There would be scandals, heartbreak, political intrigue, and-eventually-a happily ever after. None of it had anything to do with her. Wonderful. Mari had no intention of becoming important. At the opening royal ball, she quietly picked up her yellow skirts, slipped away from the main characters, and escaped into the garden. A flawless plan. For approximately thirty seconds. Because instead of finding a peaceful garden, Mari walked straight into Emperor Kaizen.The ruthless tyrant. The Crown Prince's older brother. And, according to the original novel- a man who was supposed to die. Then something appeared before her eyes. [SYSTEM ACTIVATED] Target identified: Emperor Kaizen Mission: Raise target interest. Current interest: 0% Reward: Survival. Penalty: Death. Mari stared at the window. Then at the Emperor. Then back at the window. ...No. Absolutely not. Unfortunately, the Grim Reaper System did not appear to accept complaints. And Emperor Kaizen, who should have remained an inconvenient piece of backstory, had begun looking at her far too closely. Now Mari has two things making her new life unnecessarily difficult: 1. A System that keeps threatening to kill her. 2. And an Emperor who keeps ruining all her clever attempts to avoid it. Still, Mari has one advantage neither of them seems to have considered. The System has rules.Rules have loopholes. And Lady Marigold Vale may have been too irrelevant for the original illustrator to give her a face- but Mari is very good at cheating death.

Aziraphale, now Supreme Archangel, seeks Crowley's help as plans for the Second Coming threaten to destroy the Universe. How will our Heroes cope? Can Aziraphale and Crowley reconcile and stop the end of everything before it's too late, again? Will they finally Vavoom?! Find out in this Fix-it-Flick for Good Omens Season 3! Mine has plot and a bigger budget. Give it a go. You might like it. Bonus points if you can find all the parallels and references to the original work not to mention the Pride and Prejudice references and Doctor Who easter eggs! And where does that reference at the end come from? If you know, you know! *All characters belong to Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

Reincarnated again. New world, younger body, basic sword, standard skills-identify, item box, and a system that barely tries. God(?) said it'd be a slow life. So naturally, I immediately fall out of a tree, break some ribs on a coconut, and try figuring out magic. there is magic, right? i was promised magic. Look, I've done this before. Enough times to know survival comes first, but too many times to care if I survive. If you're looking for serious epic fantasy, keep walking. But if you want dry humor, meta commentary, wilderness shenanigans, and a main character who's just trying to nap under a murder tree in peace... Welcome to paradise.

Welcome to the world of Aregon. Here, there are seven classes of people;the vampires, the werewolves, the witches/wizards, the angels/demons and the normal people. Here, we all cohabit with each other in peace and enviable harmony. But now, things are about to get messy as a dark force is threatening to rise from the blues and destroy all life form. Can it be stopped? ***** Lourdes is a young,talented vampire in training who is eager but at the same time nervous about her first year at PHOENIX HIGH, the prestigious school for all young mystics in training. She has a rough start at first,but things get a whole lot more complicated when she discovers that she's the long lost Phoenix Spirit,and she needs to defeat an evil force that is slowly threatening to rise and rule the world. Can she win? Will she finally be able to overcome her low self confidence,and accept herself for who she truly is?

I woke up in a tavern I'd written for Chapter 4 of my Wattpad story. The problem? I wasn't supposed to be there. Now my brooding main character thinks I'm the heroine, my glamorous villain wants me to rewrite her ending, and the plot is unraveling like a badly written fanfic. Somehow, I have to survive medieval assassins, the One Bed Trope™, and the terrifying possibility that I might not be the real author after all. Because in this world, stories don't just happen... they fight back.

A comedy and fantasy novel from The Waffle Stars series. Several students' curiosities get the best of them when they learn the history of a haunted castle not too far from The Crystalness Magic School

Bram is just a serf who wanted a steady job. Instead, he got assigned to the most dysfunctional workplace in the kingdom: a castle where dragons conduct performance reviews, undead clerks still work through lunch, and the suggestion box is literally cursed. His first day? His name was already crossed off the roster. His first performance review? Nearly ended in incineration. His brilliant suggestion to improve efficiency? Made the castle tremble and a hallway start whispering his name. Now everyone's calling him "Your Lowliness" and gifting him paper crowns as a joke. But when a prophetic raven starts addressing him in dead languages and mysterious paperwork keeps piling up on his wandering desk, Bram realizes this bureaucratic nightmare might be more than just bad management. Sometimes the most unlikely people end up exactly where they're supposed to be-even if that place is buried under an avalanche of magical red tape. A fantasy-comedy about finding your place in the world's most absurd corporate hierarchy, where the real magic happens in triplicate.

When the girl with stars in her eyes and hair of silver fell from the sky, clasping an umbrella, Nia thought that the girl needed saving, but perhaps it was her.

When a mage is found dead, and, at a rough measurement, at least a head shorter, the only clue to his fate lies in the key gripped in his hand. A very magical key that sets the leaders in the Guild of Mages, Prestidigitators, Illusionists and General Wielders of Magic (not including Witches) in a bit of a quandary, because none of them want to touch it. Thus, the investigation is left in the thoroughly incapable hands of the three mages in the highly dangerous, very almost deadly on a daily basis, Thaumatological Gubbins Department of the Guild. Accompanied by a young(ish, these are mages after all) member of the Guild tasked with recording the progress of the investigation, the three mages set out on a perilous journey that will involve several belligerent doors, a three cart race, and, probably, a number of people wondering what the Hel is going on and why one of the mages continues to shout 'Power!' at every opportunity. An ONC novella like no other. The third novella of the ongoing Discworld inspired series.

I thought I was finally free from my pale, weird ex-boyfriend. Then he walked into my classroom... with blood-red eyes, an aversion to garlic, and the ability to turn into a bat when flustered. Yup...my ex is a vampire now. Hi, I'm Sky Ramos...normal student, certified chismosa, and newly assigned seatmate to my undead ex, Eli Navarro. We broke up months ago, and now he's mysteriously enrolled in my section like nothing ever happened... except for the fact that he occasionally levitates during group reports and drinks tomato juice at lunch. (Totally not suspicious.) As if that's not enough, a vampire hunter with K-pop visuals also transfers to our class, and suddenly, I'm caught between a vampire who still likes me, a hunter who might like-like me, and a homeroom teacher who's one garlic-flavored chip away from uncovering the truth. High school was already hard. Now it's a literal bloodbath.

Every kingdom knows the name. The Phantom. The greatest thief who has ever lived. No wall is too high. No vault too secure. No magical seal too powerful. Crowns vanish from locked rooms, priceless relics disappear under the noses of royal guards, and every crime scene is left with only one impossible clue: Hoofprints. The authorities dismiss them as coincidence. The witnesses are laughed out of court. After all... Who would believe a horse could steal the greatest treasures in the world? As kingdoms grow desperate and the bounty on the mysterious Phantom reaches unimaginable heights, Clover continues pulling off impossible heists with nothing more than a black cloak, a well-worn satchel, and the confidence that no one will ever suspect the truth. Because sometimes the perfect disguise isn't hiding your identity. It's being exactly what everyone sees.

Tree of life.....guarded by a terrifying beast....a human girl, an elf, a dark elf, a demon, a vampire and an adventure that could kill them all............. Will they prevail or will they crumble from the challenges that they'll face? I own all the characters in this book. Any similarities of names or events are purely coincidental.

In the quiet kingdom of Kaedir, where magic is rare but never forgotten, a master sorceress had gone into hiding. Maristela Eldridge Galene - apprentice to the legendary Bovardii, wielder of forgotten arts, and decidedly not a people person - has retreated to her enchanted cottage. Her house rearranges itself at will, her furniture has opinions, and her only companion is Azrielle, a talking ferret with delusions of grandeur. It's a perfect, peaceful existence... until the King interferes. When four noble apprentices appear at her door - the cheerful Althea, mischievous Lorien, brooding Eris, and timid Caius - Maristela finds herself reluctantly responsible for their magical education. But these aren't ordinary students: • Althea bears the King's signet ring and a relentlessly cheerful nature • Lorien's pranks hide a frightening natural talent • Eris tries to sneak her blades in but always is somehow stopped • And Caius... well, the plants seem to whisper to him As Maristela navigates the chaos of teaching while maintaining her carefully constructed isolation, it seems as if that the tides are changing once more...

A ROGUE'S REWARD His plan was foolproof. Fate disagreed. Meet Finn: charming, cunning, and utterly penniless. Meet Barry: his loyal companion, perpetually focused on his next meal. When the kingdom offers a princess and a fortune for the head of the fearsome giant Goliath, Finn concocts a scheme too brilliant (and absurd) to fail. Forget slaying the monster - Finn plans to marry him off! What follows is a riotous adventure filled with tavern brawls, improbable escapes, potent wine, political backstabbing, and the most unconventional matchmaking attempt in history. But in a kingdom where everyone has an angle, the biggest con might be the one Finn never saw coming. #FantasyComedy #Adventure #MedievalFantasy #Rogue #Comedy #PoliticalIntrigue #Giant #ARoguesReward #FantasyFilm #Picaresque #Swashbuckler