Fantasycomedy Stories

Kael was a shut-in otaku, addicted to RPGs and... questionable decisions. Until he died in the most humiliating way a human being could possibly admit. When he wakes up, he discovers that the "god" handling reincarnation - Altus Pervertus - isn't exactly divine. He's a lunatic sitting on a holy toilet, hidden inside a stable, surrounded by "forbidden relics," striking poses like some ancient entity. Out of pure boredom (and personal spite), Altus reincarnates Kael as Kaela Orion, a girl who receives the kingdom's rarest - and most disgraceful - class: Heir of Unwanted Magnetism. A curse that attracts men involuntarily. No charm. No glamour. Just trouble. Now Kaela has three very simple goals: 1. Get her original body back. 2. Get rid of this ridiculous class. 3. Kill Altus Pervertus. But first, she must complete the so-called "divine mission": defeat the Demon King and retrieve a mysterious SS+ Forbidden Relic that Altus wants for... VERY suspicious reasons. Three other heroes are summoned through the same portal to join her. All powerful. All important. All mysterious. And Kaela already knows one thing: If Altus was responsible for the summoning, then none of these three people are normal.

Wilmuh Tremblerod knew from a young age that she would become the world's greatest playwright. Unfortunately, the world, and her talent (or lack of it) disagreed. Until one day, Linus, a young and relatively untrained muse finds her in a bar and inspires her to great things. Of course, she isn't the person he intended inspiring, but everyone makes mistakes. With the subsequent loss of Linus' powers, Willmuh's ability to write compelling and mesmerising plays runs out of control and an alarming number of people decide that Wilmuh has become some literary god, meaning that her very creativity becomes a danger to the world. When a competition is announced to find the kingdom's greatest entertainers, Wilmuh chooses to use her new-found talents to seal her place in history. But with rival entertainers and people in authority rallying against her, Wilmuh may find it harder to achieve than she first thought, and her troupe of wayward and strange thespians may not be able to stop the world from falling under her accidental-spell. And there are faeries, too. But watch out for them, they're really shady. Contains a gratuitous and shameless parody of a Doctor Who episode. I'm not even sorry.

Festivus time is here! By golly! After an avoidably unfortunate incident involving an unnecessarily large cat, with an odd way of choosing its prey, a lazy ogre, and a decision against getting knees cold, a set of brothers, long since thought gone from the world, set out to bring their itinerant feline home before things get really, really messy. Unfortunately, the Festive Boys can't stop themselves from following their Festivus instincts and the village of Drippings on the Lea have no understanding of what's coming. With a reluctant queen, an even more reluctant witch, who isn't really a witch at all, a permanently confused farmer with a rabid fear of thinking, and a reindeer called Civilolph, who has no idea why he's pulling a haywain, the villagers of Drippings on the Lea attempt to get in on a little Festivus miracle, even if they have to fight for it. Deck the halls, not your neighbours!

[Book Ten of the "Patrons' World" series.] Niico Fastiano's latest scheme to enrich himself had come to an ignominious, and surprisingly painless, end. Not one to let small things, like getting thrown out of an upper story window, get in the way of his attempts to make coin, he takes on the job to escort a pair of unlikely siblings, Akafa (a man with a body that physically perfect marble statues can only envy) and Herit (a child with only a passing association with reality), across the country of Larissa. Along with long-time collaborator, Pelenia, and Antioni, a love-sick man that Niico can't seem to brush off, and he does try, they travel the lands pretending to be a troupe of entertainers as Niico tries to perfect a song that will resonate through the ages. Or not, due to several distractions. Distractions such as a cult of violent priests chasing Akafa and Herit, a family that have a less than legitimate, but quite understandable, disagreement with him, a penis festival, several spears pointing at his face and water that appears to have a personal grudge against Niico. Niico, however, is nothing but determined. Especially with the promise of a fat reward. Except he's not quite certain he'll survive long enough to spend it. The 10th novel set within the sprawling fantasy "Patrons' World". Cover created in Canva, using an AI generated picture.

When 12-year-old Max finds a talking sandwich in his lunchbox, his life turns into a wild adventure. With a cursed knight in deli bread, magical cafeteria battles, and suspicious teachers, Max must save his school from the mysterious Mold Order-using nothing but bravery and a whole lot of mayo. A hilarious and magical ride for readers who love weird and wonderful stories!

Bram is just a serf who wanted a steady job. Instead, he got assigned to the most dysfunctional workplace in the kingdom: a castle where dragons conduct performance reviews, undead clerks still work through lunch, and the suggestion box is literally cursed. His first day? His name was already crossed off the roster. His first performance review? Nearly ended in incineration. His brilliant suggestion to improve efficiency? Made the castle tremble and a hallway start whispering his name. Now everyone's calling him "Your Lowliness" and gifting him paper crowns as a joke. But when a prophetic raven starts addressing him in dead languages and mysterious paperwork keeps piling up on his wandering desk, Bram realizes this bureaucratic nightmare might be more than just bad management. Sometimes the most unlikely people end up exactly where they're supposed to be-even if that place is buried under an avalanche of magical red tape. A fantasy-comedy about finding your place in the world's most absurd corporate hierarchy, where the real magic happens in triplicate.

[ONC 2024 Longlister] The heir to the kingdom has been kidnapped! Many great and powerful adventurers have tried to find him and bring him back to the loving arms of his father. Unfortunately, though great and powerful, they are also very much pitiful failures. When Luthiriensis, an elven tourist, and Mott, a perpetually aggrieved dwarf, are recruited by a mysterious patron to find the child, they soon find themselves in far more trouble than they could ever have imagined. Also, their recruiter is a dragon. So there's that to deal with too. An ONC novella based upon Prompt 21 - A dragon, an elf, and a dwarf embark on a quest to find the lost heir to the kingdom. Formerly "A Tale of Three". Cover created in Canva, using an AI generated picture and text through Logokit.

One minute I was enjoying a peaceful cup of tea. The next, my best friend Kellan vanished through a portal-leaving me with a sarcastic, Earl Grey-obsessed dragon named Peaches and a pie that may or may not be mildly on fire. Now my apartment is a smoldering war zone of scorched furniture, smoke alarms with PTSD, and garden gnomes who are plotting something. Oh-and did I mention the dragon hunters? Because yeah, those are a thing. With tranquilizer guns. And very questionable fashion choices. All I wanted was a normal Tuesday. Instead, I'm negotiating magical treaties with sentient gnomes, dodging glitter-bombs, and trying to stop my roommate from "redecorating" with controlled bursts of fire. If you're into: ✔️ Found-family chaos ✔️ Dragons with opinions and kitchen skills ✔️ Cozy fantasy meets laugh-out-loud urban absurdity ✔️ Magical bureaucracy and gnome-based warfare ...then welcome to You Left Me with a Dragon. May your tea be strong, your socks be unsinged, and your gnome alliances secure.

" What are you doing this is a school you can't be parking her and disturbing everyone with your music Mr." Said Anira.Minho looked up from his phone as he layed eyes on the most beautiful face he has ever seen...........

There's nothing more dangerous than a book, especially in the wrong hands. And, in this world of magic, wars and an alarming number of self-serving, gratuitously selfish people, there are a lot of wrong hands to take advantage. When the world's foremost mage, Anpound Pudbatter (fresh from a magical accident that had turned him back into a teenager with all the associated raging hormones) meets Gammer Goodhiding, the world's most polite, yet indefinably terrifying witch, and Bindi, a Druid who almost has a filthy mouth, they come together to search for an object that could very well spell the end of the world as they know it. Or change it in ways they cannot imagine. From the intermittently high Mount Pintel, to the vast, unending Library, to the indeterminately located city of Lost Vagueness, where hope, and Coin, go to wallow in despair, to the world's most important, prominent, and tiniest city, the three of them must follow the magical chaos wrought by the presence of the book. And with warlords bent on conquest, thieves out for a quick score and a djinn with a mischievous attention to detail in the way, things may not go quite according to plan. And what, exactly, is the origin of the book? Only The Archivist's All-knowing Almanac knows for sure. A love-letter to the works of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams. [Cover created in Canva, using an AI generated image from a stock clip art and text from Logokit]

Mortimer was once a powerful (and slightly delusional) necromancer. After a magical mishap, he's now trapped in the body of a familiar - a magical talking cat. His new owner, Liora, is too sweet to follow through on his evil demands. From summoning cookie-making ghosts to healing goats instead of harvesting their bones, Liora keeps unintentionally turning Mortimer's evil plans into wholesome wins. ✨ Perfect for fans of Discworld, Nimona, or just magical chaos. 🧙 Subscribe for more magical misfires, fantasy fun, and cursed cats!

Bridgette is the type of girl who packs extra batteries "just in case" - while Yatty? She brings chaos, charm, and snacks. All they wanted was a peaceful walk in the woods... but the woods had other plans. Enter: three runaway dwarves - AJ (ang kulit), Luna (ang madaldal), and Xander (ang tahimik pero may tinatago?!). Sama-sama silang naipit sa isang kalat na quest na may enchanted trees, talking mushrooms, at isang mapa na ayaw magpahuli. Can Bridgette's over-preparedness survive Yatty's zero-planning energy? Will these dwarves ever go home? And is this even a real quest... or one giant magical prank? --- Expect: ✨ Magical mishaps 😂 Unexpected friendships 🎒 Girl Scout skills vs. gubat logic 🧚 Chaos (a lot of it)

Lynia has always dreamed of being a Conclave Mage. To join them, she goes on dangerous jobs with constructs she summons using magical keys. Lynessa is nothing like her sister. All she wants is a normal life, but she keeps getting dragged into Lynia's schemes. It doesn't help that she finds herself attracted to one of the constructs-a being of magic, not flesh. Along the way, Lynia discovers a mysterious black key, one that summons a rogue mage who is powerful enough to disobey her commands. He also makes her laugh and experience feelings she's never had before. But the rogue mage knows more than he's letting on, and the sisters discover dark secrets that threaten to destroy life as they know it. Together, they must work to save their world... or watch it be destroyed by darkness.

When loner Cassie Gellar moves to the coastal town of Horn-Horn, she hopes to make some real friends. She's growing tired of her siblings: snobby older sister Annie, and gay younger brother Brendan.
 However, after her first day at Horn-Horn High-High, she gets lost in the local woods and stumbles across a little boy named Zag, who is shackled to a strange, clay head. Cassie sneaks Zag home and learns that he is no ordinary boy - he is a 'Child of Crux': a magical orphan with the ability to grant unlimited wishes. His previous owner, 
a princess named Ursula, has arrived 
in Horn-Horn to recapture him. This leads Cassie down an unexpected 
rabbit-hole as she uncovers
 the shocking truth about the mysterious 
seaside town she now calls home.

 What is so special about Horn-Horn?

Reincarnated again. New world, younger body, basic sword, standard skills-identify, item box, and a system that barely tries. God(?) said it'd be a slow life. So naturally, I immediately fall out of a tree, break some ribs on a coconut, and try figuring out magic. there is magic, right? i was promised magic. Look, I've done this before. Enough times to know survival comes first, but too many times to care if I survive. If you're looking for serious epic fantasy, keep walking. But if you want dry humor, meta commentary, wilderness shenanigans, and a main character who's just trying to nap under a murder tree in peace... Welcome to paradise.

Basically what the name says. What does the side characters go through to become known. Shepherd is a 17 year old high school student who, conveniently, lives by Himself and doesn't reach out to his family often. One day as he was walking toward his house from school wondering what he was gonna eat when he was teleported to another world. As soon as he got there he saw what separated him and four other boys from being the main character. Read on to find out more. (;

Joe Bones was living a simple life in Bloxwich with a stepdad who hated him and a mother who hated him even more. One day he sees a sign for a job in the window of the local funeral home and he decides to apply. What he doesn't realise is, that this funeral home is no ordinary funeral home. Not only is it run by Death, herself, but it is also the gateway to the underworld. Death's sister, the ruler of the underworld, has run off with Death's scythe and Joe has been chosen to be the one to get it back. Except, he doesn't know that yet.

I thought I was finally free from my pale, weird ex-boyfriend. Then he walked into my classroom... with blood-red eyes, an aversion to garlic, and the ability to turn into a bat when flustered. Yup...my ex is a vampire now. Hi, I'm Sky Ramos...normal student, certified chismosa, and newly assigned seatmate to my undead ex, Eli Navarro. We broke up months ago, and now he's mysteriously enrolled in my section like nothing ever happened... except for the fact that he occasionally levitates during group reports and drinks tomato juice at lunch. (Totally not suspicious.) As if that's not enough, a vampire hunter with K-pop visuals also transfers to our class, and suddenly, I'm caught between a vampire who still likes me, a hunter who might like-like me, and a homeroom teacher who's one garlic-flavored chip away from uncovering the truth. High school was already hard. Now it's a literal bloodbath.

Welcome to the world of Aregon. Here, there are seven classes of people;the vampires, the werewolves, the witches/wizards, the angels/demons and the normal people. Here, we all cohabit with each other in peace and enviable harmony. But now, things are about to get messy as a dark force is threatening to rise from the blues and destroy all life form. Can it be stopped? ***** Lourdes is a young,talented vampire in training who is eager but at the same time nervous about her first year at PHOENIX HIGH, the prestigious school for all young mystics in training. She has a rough start at first,but things get a whole lot more complicated when she discovers that she's the long lost Phoenix Spirit,and she needs to defeat an evil force that is slowly threatening to rise and rule the world. Can she win? Will she finally be able to overcome her low self confidence,and accept herself for who she truly is?