thisismylifenow
To my fellow adventurers, the brave souls who dare to chase sparkly scepters (or any other ridiculously shiny objects) across treacherous landscapes, through questionable disguises, and into the clutches of surprisingly eloquent pigeons. This one's for you. May your goose liver pâté be award-winning, your threads impeccably knotted (for communication purposes only, naturally), and your fertilizer always perfectly balanced. And may you always remember that even amidst the chaos of a stolen magical artifact, a good raspberry tart can solve almost any problem (or at least temporarily distract you from the enormity of the task at hand).