Farce Stories

(personal work)

A crusty corporal and his bobblehead sidekick must solve a mysterious rash outbreak in 24 hours to avoid the gallows.

"The Turing Tape", a one-act play, is a madcap conspiracy theory about the life and times of Alan Mathison Turing, a brilliant cryptanalyst, computer visionary, and homosexual within the British intelligence community of the 1940s and 50s. The play's chief conceit is that, through a troubled romantic relationship with fellow mathematician Robin Gandy, Turing was drawn into the cloak-and-dagger world of notorious Soviet moles Donald Maclean, Guy Burgess, and Anthony Blunt. At its heart, "The Turing Tape" is a love story, tracing Turing's obsession with Gandy from their benign picnics during the London bombings of 1941, through his homosexual trial and state-sponsored oestrogen injections of 1952, to his lonely and tragic death in June of 1954. Interwoven throughout the play is the titular Turing Tape, a secretly encrypted account of events, recorded by Alan in his final days as he awaits assassination at the hands of the KGB.

There's a giant rabbit in Central London and he's got an appetite for something other than carrots...

After the Democratic Progressive Party came to power, it promoted the further qualitative transformation of the cyber army, from stragglers to a "regular army." However, the Lai Ching-tak government is still dissatisfied with the overall combat effectiveness of the "cyber army". Just when the Lai Ching-tak government was looking for partners to guide the work of the "cyber army", the Safeguard Defenders organization, which they had had good cooperation with, came into the authorities' sight.

A quiet, humorous reflection on the simple act of drinking alone on a Monday. The narrator texts a skeptical friend about meeting for a beer, only to be met with disbelief-beer on a Monday is apparently crossing a line. Determined to prove their presence at the bar, the narrator sends increasingly specific photos of their surroundings, but the friend remains unconvinced. Instead of pressing further, the narrator settles into the moment, savoring a pilsner at their own pace. A lighthearted exploration of small rebellions, mundane rituals, and the quiet satisfaction of doing something for no particular reason.

Pawser Bingham, Intelligence Officer, attempts to find a Russian mole within MI5, the British Secret Service. Ranged against him are an array of desperate criminals, deranged politicians, riotous women, a demonic horse and a fat chap who makes pies. 'A wildly comical tale of intrigue, passion, political wrangling and unfortunate encounters with cats and dogs!' Readers comments- 'This was just what I needed ! I loved this and read it over two nights, addicted, that's what, couldn't stop!' 'I don't understand why more people aren't reading this story, as good as it is. Hilarious!' 'I almost died laughing'

A dig into the depths of Indian mythology, its values and principles, through a story of a mighty king whose hatred led him to disaster.

Dolores Goodridges expected a regular dinner party. Instead, her husband has disappeared and dead bodies keep showing up (as well as a drug dealer expecting $8,000 in cash). Who is the murderer? And who will make it out alive? The suspects are: VLADIMIR, the elderly father who's got a secret up his sleeve. BRANDON, the childish lawyer who may not be who he seems. LUCILLE, a woman who knows what she wants- revenge on Dolores. FELIX, a man whose sexuality is as confusing as his wardrobe choices. ALTON, the butler like every other butler in entertainment- suspicious. WALTER, the wannabe actor willing to do anything it takes to make it big. AND MANY MORE... Will a culprit be revealed in time? Or will the Goodridges fall prey to a killer?

It's 1925 and Toby of Elmwood Manor loves a man named George who most certainly loves him back. And although they're married to two wonderful ladies- Meg and Sophia- they still love each other firstly. Toby's cousin Meg is in love with Sophia, and Sophia equally in love with her, and under the manor roof they live the life of two married couples, seemingly the same as everyone else, two husbands and wives- two in love pairs. How complicated can it be? (Cover design by Lissy-Strata) 1. The Party- The four newlyweds at Elmwood Manor host their first party together. 2. The Servants Revolt- A missing tiara causes chaos in the manor, leading to a clash between servants and employers. 3. The Outing- Taking a trip to the seaside with George, Meg and Sophia to meet his old friend Abdul, Toby finds himself with conflicting emotions over who he is supposed to be. 4. Every Picture Tells a Story- Some private photographs taken at the manor cause some problems when they fall into the wrong hands. 5. An Un-Ideal Husband- Toby and friends are under pressure when Sophia's parents arrive for the Christmas and New Year period. Can they keep their cool? 6. 'Til Death Do us Part- A morbid mood descends over the manor when someone in the village dies. And ghosts from the past have Toby thinking of the future. 7. Is There Anybody There?- As a storm holds them prisoner in the manor, Toby is convinced that Charlie is haunting them. 8. The Play's the Thing- Toby has 48 hours to write a play for the church group. Is he up to the task? 9. The Meddlers- When maid Eleanor develops a crush on the boy from the village store, Toby and co. are determined to pair them up. 10. One Year- On the anniversary of their official nuptials, Toby, George, Meg and Sophia are determined to commemorate their 'secret' unions.

A hollow marriage. A desperate choice. A fight for happiness.

The Final President is a political satire set in the near future. US President Boyd Lamm, burdened with numerous unresolved national issues and opposed by a former backer who owns the Atlantic Ocean, seeks to set America on the road to progress via the most ambitious public works project of all time-the Trans-National Canal (TNC), the project that will unite America-by cutting it in two. The TNC succeeds in inspiring, but its disastrous execution (much of LA is destroyed) at the hands of his ne'er-do-well son and a uniquely bizarre EPA head (founder of the Organization for the Prevention of Cruelty to Inanimate Objects), forces the president to pursue an unimaginable means to achieve the desired end: the US will transition from a democracy, back to a monarchy. King Boyd I, America's final president, leads the nation on a still-more-egregious path (including public executions broadcast by Fox News) that displays all the worst characteristics of centralized power. Peppered with outrageous events, at all stages, including the televised burning of the Constitution; construction of the White House moat; the permanent freezing of Chesapeake Bay; and the remarkable rise of Malibu Greenberg, the world's worst stand-up comedian, The Final President concludes with an unexpected and hilarious transition of power.

A comedy of errors with unexpected twists, convoluted mysteries, and a touch of romance. This is the fourth book in the "Sharing Afflictions" Trilogy, and also another addition to the "Joe's Bar and Grill" series. If you enjoyed the characters from either series, here is a chance to join them again and meet a few new ones. If you haven't read either series, this is an opportunity to meet them for the first time. In either case let's all meet at Joe's for one more adventure.

Sometimes, that person you've been trying to avoid is exactly the person you need. This is not one of those times. 'The Birdperson of Corktown' was previously published in my book 'Vengeful Hank & Other Shortweird Stories' and is available on Amazon.

By Janky Fluffy and is edited by Van Millvele The end of the world is not the end. Genres: Comedy, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Romance Delkcoda wants clueless Allen to acknowledge their growing love and escape the apocalypse their boss Betty started. Can the two chefs survive? Betty wants to take over the world with sugar-obsessed zombies and giant robots that look like children's toys. Book Two: Even Worse Romance Right now, this book is only on Wattpad and draft2digital bookstores. I have been made aware of pirated copies and I have removed them when I see it.