Farce Stories

(personal work)

In a wildly absurd and darkly comedic misadventure, the crew of the decrepit North Korean submarine Baekdu embarks on a dangerous mission to strike at the heart of the United States. With a crude nuclear device, dwindling fuel, and unwavering faith in their Supreme Leader, the clueless crew sails from one disaster to the next. Pursued by a deadly Chinese criminal syndicate and under the watchful eye of a paranoid radar technician at Cheyenne Mountain, the Baekdu teeters on the edge of catastrophe, all while believing they're orchestrating the greatest victory in history. Can their blind faith carry them through, or will they sputter out before reaching their final, explosive goal?

Texte court improvisé d'une journée ensoleillé par le jeu de la vie.

Original title was too long. It acrually was "A Man Out of Touch With Pop Culture Describes A Time Sonic and Mario Fought Each Other In London, Seriously" Credit to nyamnyamnyam for part of the idea. Writen as part of the r/Sonic Discord Writing Santa of September 2023. This was originally made during like, the last week of September 2023, and most of it was written within like a few hours on that week's Saturday.

Specially engineered Protagonists, or Prots, have become the weapon of choice in a future society. Learn about Piggies, Prots, Ants, and sundry other concepts that don't need their own names but get them because this is science fiction!

A homorous look at getting old by a man who is now over sixty.

A philosophical dialogue in one act.

The land of Backyardia has maintained a delicate balance of power over the years; the Fescunian and Scythian armies each ensuring that the other is kept in check, engaging in annual 'war games' in lieu of actual combat. All that changes however when a new player enters the game, one who is willing to risk everything to attain power even ally with those that worship death. Rudbeckia, a captain in the Scythian army who has lost everything, is about to discover just how far one will go to met their goals, discovering new friends and enemies along the way as well as reuniting with old ones. But things are never what they seem, and Rudbeckia is not prepared for what he will find. You'll never be able to view gardening in quite the same way once you've witnessed the upheaval of spring time in the Garden Wars. this

In the far future, massive mining corporations have scooped up every planet under the suns, making it impossible for the little guy to break into the market. Doubly-so when that 'little guy' is Kestrel Mining, Inc. Quite possibly the worst-run mining company in recorded history, KMI couldn't find their asteroids with both hands. On paper, this motley collection of underdogs, led by a lustful and dangerously incompetent narcissist, have basically no chance of competing with the top dogs in a fair fight. However, KMI do have an ace up their sleeve ... Throughout the galaxy, nomads known as "rogue planets" drift in the darkness between stars. Locating these wandering worlds and their potentially-lucrative mineral resources is like finding a needle on a planet made entirely of haystacks. But KMI, driven to extremes by corporate dominion of the stars, are hellbent on amassing their wealth by any means necessary ... even if they need to adopt a business model that seems like the apogee of futility. At the end of their picaresque journey lies fortune and glory, and all the sex that comes with it. However, to find their pleasure, they will need to overcome corporate treachery, brutal mercenaries, apathetic bureaucrats, hazardous worlds shrouded in perpetual shadow, and - most daunting of all - their own collective stupidity. So come along with the hardy fools of Kestrel Mining, Inc. as they struggle to get their rocks off(-world). Inspired by Guardians of the Galaxy crossed with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, ROGUEHOUNDS is a sci-fi comedy about making money in the wide, wild galaxy.

In this first chapter of the published novel The Chameleon Shuffle (Open Books), High Court Justice Franz Babel dons a fake mustache, assumes a false identity, and attempts to seduce circus trapeze artist Isabella Trotsky of the world famous Flying Trotskys.

"Short poems about mundane life, when nothing feels right and everything feels wrong. How we all strive to live a romantic, passionate, beautiful, and happy life yet suffer agony."

a one-act farce: Dawn Vermilion is a 20 year old lady who is finding some shocking truths about her family on her father's funeral. (this may no be the final results, and i may have to change somethings )

When an ordinary night out takes a chaotic turn, a hapless man finds himself mistaken for someone named Martin during a rooftop date with the captivating Ava. As he stumbles through awkward encounters, bizarre mishaps, and his own insecurities, he begins to lean into the role of "Martin" with surprising-and disastrous-results. A dark comedic tale of identity, romance, and self-sabotage, Martin's Big Night is a whirlwind of humor, missteps, and unexpected charm.

A comedy of errors with unexpected twists, convoluted mysteries, and a touch of romance. This is the fourth book in the "Sharing Afflictions" Trilogy, and also another addition to the "Joe's Bar and Grill" series. If you enjoyed the characters from either series, here is a chance to join them again and meet a few new ones. If you haven't read either series, this is an opportunity to meet them for the first time. In either case let's all meet at Joe's for one more adventure.

Dolores Goodridges expected a regular dinner party. Instead, her husband has disappeared and dead bodies keep showing up (as well as a drug dealer expecting $8,000 in cash). Who is the murderer? And who will make it out alive? The suspects are: VLADIMIR, the elderly father who's got a secret up his sleeve. BRANDON, the childish lawyer who may not be who he seems. LUCILLE, a woman who knows what she wants- revenge on Dolores. FELIX, a man whose sexuality is as confusing as his wardrobe choices. ALTON, the butler like every other butler in entertainment- suspicious. WALTER, the wannabe actor willing to do anything it takes to make it big. AND MANY MORE... Will a culprit be revealed in time? Or will the Goodridges fall prey to a killer?