Farce Stories

Short Story & Play (~1,200 Words) In this absurd comedy, a reluctant teen hero attempts to save a grocery store from the slow-moving Verdant Devourer. Unfortunatly, his efforts are constantly thwarted by Britney, a hyper-earnest classmate who is determined to issue a full, mortifying apology for every past slight before the world, as she know it, ends. As the store is slowly consumed, will Frank be able to escape Britney's relentless emotional onslaught to save the snack aisle from being devoured.

هەڕاجە شەخسیات و کەرامەت بە تمەنێک. _ پەریا ڤینۆریتا(ڤێنا)

Pawser Bingham, Intelligence Officer, attempts to find a Russian mole within MI5, the British Secret Service. Ranged against him are an array of desperate criminals, deranged politicians, riotous women, a demonic horse and a fat chap who makes pies. 'A wildly comical tale of intrigue, passion, political wrangling and unfortunate encounters with cats and dogs!' Readers comments- 'This was just what I needed ! I loved this and read it over two nights, addicted, that's what, couldn't stop!' 'I don't understand why more people aren't reading this story, as good as it is. Hilarious!' 'I almost died laughing'

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A modern retelling of Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing...the ultimate rom-com. Some cupid kills with arrows, some with traps... Bee and Ben haven't always hated each other, but they certainly hate each other now. They hate each other so much that it threatens to derail the wedding of their best friends, Imogen and Will. But then something unthinkable happens and turns everything on its head. Within the wedding party, some hearts swell and others are broken, but will anyone work out that relationships are rarely quite what they seem? This modern retelling of Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing explores the idea of whether we're ever really in control of our own romantic destiny and if true love really can conquer all.

Q is a young man of little consequence who, after a series of magical incidents, is thrust into the role of a fairytale hero. However, this is not a normal fairytale. This is a fairytale for bad people, people such as you and I who love to revel in the folly of humanity and its brethren, and who turn up our noses at the very notion of heroism. For, though poor Q is indeed our hero, he will soon find himself and his companions to be much less heroic than he should like, and our villains to be much nastier than he can face. Updates on Tuesdays

Get Ready for Swami and Jigneshbhai! The one thing that Jigneshbhai likes is a quite life. But his restless friend doesn't let him have much of it. Especially when it comes to his health. "My cholesterol has gone up. My triglycerides are also on the higher side, The sugar level is also not very comfortable. I am on the edge of being prediabetic," Swami announced, and that was just the start. When that innocent health check-up report was seen by Raji Periamma, it leads to Swami and Jigneshbhai meeting a specialist. And it turns out to be only the first step in a series of unexpected episodes. It starts with an accidental meet with astrologers, leads them to a funny drunkard and results in some unnecessary action at the cinema hall. It starts a set of funny coincidences and uneasy trickery leading up to a temple visit that shakes Swami's faith. As Jigneshbhai and Swami manoeuvre this motley group of the bad and the silly, it takes a speech and a doctor's appointment for the confusion to unwind and let the multiple cats out of the multiple bags! The author builds an intriguing tale of good vs evil through a set of motley silly characters and everyday situations that accompany Swami's book smartness and Jigneshbhai's street smartness. Often delving into the difference between knowledge and wisdom with philosophical musings, the author peppers them with tongue-in-cheek humour. The characters of the wealthy old man and a spiritual talking dog Deja add a taste of comic wisdom. Ranjit Kulkarni takes us on a ride with Jigneshbhai and Swami in his debut novel - a ride that is a mix of humour and wisdom, and as the title aptly suggests a mix of the good, the bad and the silly.

Dolores Goodridges expected a regular dinner party. Instead, her husband has disappeared and dead bodies keep showing up (as well as a drug dealer expecting $8,000 in cash). Who is the murderer? And who will make it out alive? The suspects are: VLADIMIR, the elderly father who's got a secret up his sleeve. BRANDON, the childish lawyer who may not be who he seems. LUCILLE, a woman who knows what she wants- revenge on Dolores. FELIX, a man whose sexuality is as confusing as his wardrobe choices. ALTON, the butler like every other butler in entertainment- suspicious. WALTER, the wannabe actor willing to do anything it takes to make it big. AND MANY MORE... Will a culprit be revealed in time? Or will the Goodridges fall prey to a killer?

An absurd novel about love, an elite group of elderly aristocratic criminals, a genius street urchin and a slightly odd horse. To pass the time, a restless band of ageing aristocrats have taken to stealing rare and priceless items. A young man named Richard gets swept up in their world when he proposes to the daughter of the dangerously unpredictable Lord Rochdale. Richard isn't particularly comfortable with theft or much of the roguish behaviour that goes with it. However he must prove to Rochdale that he has scoundrel potential if he wants to marry Rochdale's daughter and, more importantly, stay alive. With the help of a disgruntled horse and a disturbingly talented young runaway, Richard stumbles his way through Rochdale's traps and eventually gains the old man's respect (although he's not entirely sure how). Now all he has to do is steal a priceless bottle of whisky. Please remember to vote.

This is an idea for a play I want to write...but I'm not sure if it's good enough. Any tips and critiques are welcome! This is just a very small excerpt.

A homorous look at getting old by a man who is now over sixty.

A once great and storied hero and adventurer now finds himself a little older, a little lonesome and a little irrelevant. But are his best days behind him? Or do his greatest adventures await him at the bottom of a bottle of port? This story original appears in my book 'Vengeful Hank & Other Shortweird Stories', available now on Amazon.

Chester Cheddar has been the star of his pizzeria - Chester Cheddar's party place for many years. Everything was great until one day he gets replaced by a younger, more hip anthropormophic mouse. The Fall From Fame details Chetser's adventure to win his life back.

Mia Duvall never wanted to be the girl everyone wispered about-burdened by a broken home, a violent past, and secrets she wasn't ready to face. High school was a battlefield she fought alone, with only her sister and a few friends by her side. Then there was Travis Cole-charming, popular, and the last person Mia wanted to get involved with. Rumors swirled, but the truth was darker than anyone imagined. Years later, fate brings them back together. But when tragedy strikes and buried secrets rise to the surface, Mia must decide how far she's willing to go before she can forgive-and if love is worth the risk of heartbreak. Sometimes, forgiveness comes at a price. How much will Mia pay? 🥈As best description 🙂‍↔️

An underachieving college kid has six days to save the world from atomic annihilation in this offbeat tale about a frenzied race from the icy Pocono Mountains to the dark heart of Walt Disney World. It all begins as Adam Weiss and his sister Anna head home to New Jersey for winter break. Pulling into a highway rest stop, they are confronted suddenly by a lunatic nuclear terrorist who kidnaps Anna and leads Adam off in furious pursuit. Along the way he teams up with a dyspeptic ex-mob thug and a Spanish-speaking female clown, creating an oddball rescue squad that is soon busy dodging the police and defeating an army of shadowy opponents. But will they be in time to rescue Anna?

An alternate-universe Ancient Rome with elements of fantasy

By Janky Fluffy and is edited by Van Millvele The end of the world is not the end. Genres: Comedy, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Romance Delkcoda wants clueless Allen to acknowledge their growing love and escape the apocalypse their boss Betty started. Can the two chefs survive? Betty wants to take over the world with sugar-obsessed zombies and giant robots that look like children's toys. Book Two: Even Worse Romance Right now, this book is only on Wattpad and draft2digital bookstores. I have been made aware of pirated copies and I have removed them when I see it.

The Lord and Lady of the manor are absent. Their estate is in decline. Beleaguered by sloth and incompetence, Bosworth, head butler, must take charge before it is too late. But complications arise when a stranger comes calling. Deception forged in unwitting alliances threaten the future of the estate. Will Bosworth, and those in support of him, manage to protect the "treasure" entrusted them?