Farquaad Stories

Greetings. My name is Cassian. I'm an adventurer who lives for enjoying the fun and thrill of amazing quests and challenges. One day, I would stumble upon an interesting sight; fairy tale creatures being sold off and relocated to another location by a bunch of knights from a kingdom known as Duloc. I would eventually find that they have all been dumped in a swamp. Not just any swamp, an ogre's swamp. Determined to get all of these fairy tale creatures off of his land, the ogre decides to pay a visit to the evil lord responsible for this whole mess, while also being accompanied by a talking donkey. I have no idea what's going on, but it feels like this is a situation that could require my help! Will we be able to succeed in helping the ogre claim back his swamp? IMPORTANT: Do NOT copy, repost, or steal my work! -Shrek belongs to DreamWorks Animation! -All OCs belong to me! -All music used belongs to their respective owners!

(Currently rewritting this, new version is up on my profile check it out) In the aftermath of Lord Farquaad's downfall, the kingdom of Duloc falls into ruin, leaving its citizens scattered and its once-imposing structures abandoned. Elowen, a woman bound to a life of silence and servitude under Farquaad's oppressive rule, finds herself abandoned in the decaying kingdom. As Shrek and Fiona find their happily ever after, Elowen's world crumbles around her. With no family, no friends, and no future in Duloc, Elowen is forced to confront the painful truth that she is alone in a world that has moved on without her. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Im writting this book cause wattpad has done the shrek movies dirty, like i was obsessed as a kid and to see it being overly sexualised and just rudely vandalised hurt me so I made this to heal my inner child. If you don't like don't read

sexy times service bottom!Shrek x top!Farquaad

For my momma tammy

Shrek finds himself in a sticky situation when his lover, Farquaad, comes back from the dead. But why is Shrek in love with him anyways? (one-shot)

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(This story takes place in an AU where Lord Farquaad didn't get eaten btw) After watching the love of his life marry an ogre, Lord Farquaad left the kingdom and started a new life in a peaceful swamp, trying not to remember his past too much. But the thing that bothered him most, was that it wasn't Fiona that he wanted. It was Shrek. But, to pursue this relationship, he would not only have to break up Shrek and Fiona, but he would also have to deal with Shrek's children. But, Shrek has been catching feelings as well, and doesn't know what to do. Can feelings blossom between the two and start something special? With the help of his brothers DaBaby, All Might, and Sans, Farquaad may be able to win Shrek over.

You had just broken up with the love of your life.... or so you thought. You then meet your new love, what will happen next?

Two lovers, one, a young girl, the other, a king, desperate for love.

A love story about an unlikely couple. (PSA: this story is meant as a joke!!!!!) If anyone wants to make this into a movie since y'all love doing that with Wattpad stories, do it so we can make money

"Stick and stones may break my bones... but it's a sacrifice i'm willing to make." When emo shrek first stepped into Cauliflower high, the last thing he expected was to be the center of farquaad's world, a handsome jock and the quarterback of the Cauliflower Stocks. Despite farquaad making school a living hell for emo shrek, he still manages to find his way into shrek's heart. Is farquaad the one? Will farquaad admit his feelings to emo shrek? Read our story to find out!

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Lord Farquaad's journey to becoming a digital divaa and servering absolute cunttttiyy energy.

12+ The Story of 2 raging Homos on a journey of love I think. (Lord Farquaad X Draco Malfoy/Dracella, Cinderella AU)

The time of their life or is it? Y/N and the onclears story of how they came to be or how they ended that is.

Hot LORD FARQUAD AND ALVIN 😍