Farquaad Stories

Greetings. My name is Cassian. I'm an adventurer who lives for enjoying the fun and thrill of amazing quests and challenges. One day, I would stumble upon an interesting sight; fairy tale creatures being sold off and relocated to another location by a bunch of knights from a kingdom known as Duloc. I would eventually find that they have all been dumped in a swamp. Not just any swamp, an ogre's swamp. Determined to get all of these fairy tale creatures off of his land, the ogre decides to pay a visit to the evil lord responsible for this whole mess, while also being accompanied by a talking donkey. I have no idea what's going on, but it feels like this is a situation that could require my help! Will we be able to succeed in helping the ogre claim back his swamp? IMPORTANT: Do NOT copy, repost, or steal my work! -Shrek belongs to DreamWorks Animation! -All OCs belong to me! -All music used belongs to their respective owners!

In another life, Shrek and Lord Farquad didn't die in that fatal car crash. They ruled Dulac in their stencheous reign, Y/N became Princess of Dulac, and they asserted dominance as a political power everywhere they went. In a nearby kingdom, Far Far Away, a revolution went on, putting Fiona and her family out of the palace, placing the Fairy revolutionaries in charge, and regime changing it to be a purist Fairy state. The Fairy God Mother died during the final battle, taking her own life for the greater good, acting as a martyr of revolutionary inspiration for her son, Prince Charming, to rule effectively. Once Duloc and Far Far Away were making civil agreements, they couldn't agree on Candy production and tarrifs regarding them, as the Fairies, aligning with the Tooth Fairy, want taxes to be placed on candy. This results in the Candy Tarrif war, and both pairs of leaders *meat* up frequently regarding agreements. READ ON as spicy love affairs between the parties reaches their respective climaxes (haha, literally).

So like, I was bored and this is my first hope you enjoy(or don't, it's cringe.

(This story takes place in an AU where Lord Farquaad didn't get eaten btw) After watching the love of his life marry an ogre, Lord Farquaad left the kingdom and started a new life in a peaceful swamp, trying not to remember his past too much. But the thing that bothered him most, was that it wasn't Fiona that he wanted. It was Shrek. But, to pursue this relationship, he would not only have to break up Shrek and Fiona, but he would also have to deal with Shrek's children. But, Shrek has been catching feelings as well, and doesn't know what to do. Can feelings blossom between the two and start something special? With the help of his brothers DaBaby, All Might, and Sans, Farquaad may be able to win Shrek over.

In a shabby and worn tavern with the wafting scent of tobacco and stale mead. Smoke hovered close to the ceiling, creating a gloomy feel. In the back corner of the tavern there was a hushed conversation going about. At one point one of the several figures stood from the table and in a hushed voice pronounced to the group "our lives needn't be so hard, something must be done". The group's whispers rose to a panicked and rapid volume. Until the standing figure ended it by slamming their hands on the table in frustration stating " shut it! All of you! We need to take a stand and stop our kingdom from running into the ground!" The group was startled into silence. One of the figures muttered to the group "discussing this is treason. If we are caught or even heard our heads will be on spikes by the end of the night". The group that was huddled together in the shabby tavern, had no clue that they were about to change the direction of history...

Nothing special just Lord Farquaad meeting people

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

He may be a short, irresponsible, selfish, bratty, arrogant, cheap, whiny, immature, big-mouthed, spoiled, careless, overindulged, sissy, midget man-child. But he's my short, irresponsible, selfish, bratty, arrogant, cheap, whiny, immature, big-mouthed, spoiled, careless, overindulged, sissy, midget man-child.

Epic awesome story Written by two idiots bored in class

Daddy Shrek was waiting for you, what happened next was only a dream to you.

Y/n goes on a road trip to the beautiful town of Duloc. Whilst there, she meets a man of grand stature who falls deeply in love with her. Will she reciprocate that love?

their romance story 🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺

"Stick and stones may break my bones... but it's a sacrifice i'm willing to make." When emo shrek first stepped into Cauliflower high, the last thing he expected was to be the center of farquaad's world, a handsome jock and the quarterback of the Cauliflower Stocks. Despite farquaad making school a living hell for emo shrek, he still manages to find his way into shrek's heart. Is farquaad the one? Will farquaad admit his feelings to emo shrek? Read our story to find out!

Ken is an ordinary employee at MotoMoto.Corp but becomes torn when 2 of his colleagues, Shrek and Gojo, are fighting for his heart in a battle through heartbreak and puppy love.

sexy times service bottom!Shrek x top!Farquaad

An original Lord Farquad x Gingy tale. One day Gingy is arrested by the palace guards, doomed to a life in prison. Or so he thought... that is, until he met Farquad. Features heavy smut and BDSM, reader's discretion advised. Co written by me and @OumaKingOfRatsRawrXD

shrek and fartquad do the boogie woogie