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You were an average girl doing average things. You really, REALLY liked the Shrek franchise, except for Fiona, you didn't understand why Shrek would do anything for an ungrateful bimbo such as herself. Besides, you love Shrek and would do anything for Shrek, especially that you did your nightly prayers for your lord Shrek, telling yourself 'Shrek is love, Shrek is life'. But one night you start getting dreams about Shrek over and over again that feels so real, you know that you just have to find out for yourself why Shrek is trying to contact you. So you decide to go to where you keep seeing Shrek in your dreams.