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Phil is lactose intolerant and so he refuses to drink a lot of milk...until Dan changes his mind.

Ask me questions and I'll answer

You read the title. If that's not your thing move along lol( basically all MHA guys at this point 😭 hopefully I get some other requests cause if it's up to me it'll be all mha )

Barnard thinks he has a great idea for an adventure. As with many great ideas, this one is not well-planned, though it ends up funny. Armed with a smart phone, a Smart Car, and a smart aleck friend, he sets out to realize his latest dream of claiming fame and fortune. Believing he will be picked up by the Travel Channel as a videographer, he wants to make lesser-known places of interest into icons of Texas culture. The funny thing about this big adventure is that little does he suspect that he and his buddy Audie will become the best known two of these icons ... at least for a little while. Their adventure spans from East to West Texas in the Smart Car that Barnard is sure is the sportiest and coolest thing on the road. Unbeknownst to our heroes, their uploads to YouTube and Facebook quickly gain a cult following of their adventure over spring break. They think they are making a mess of their week through a calamity of errors as many things go wrong and only a few go right. They do run into funny and interesting characters, but some have malicious intentions. While all of the characters are fictional, they are believable and sometimes bizarre. Barnard and Audie are catapulted into dangerous cat and mouse games and at times have to fight for their lives. Intrigue and laughter will keep you riveted to the adventure in this book until the end. Don't miss this fun, engaging novel that is chock full of real life situations sure to touch your heart.

Just some random stuff going on in ROTC.

True love. (WELL WRITTEN)

obese Xuli

A love that she is too afraid to love :)

After the events of the first season of Saints Row, Isabella, the Boss, is officially married. Now that we know the truth about a bit of Bella's past, many people are coming after her. Not only that, but mostly trying to take over Stillport to kick the Saints out. Stay tuned on what is going to happen in this story. I do not own Saints Row and its characters.

Dipper goes to Taco Bell but more comfortable. Yes. I have read it. Very concerned. I wrote this shit on the bus you better love it😡

A typically Rocky and Bullwinkle story.... with Natasha Fatale farting and gassing it up. Yup, that's right! Natasha finally has a farting fic of her own! Will Boris Badenov be able to put up with her gas? Well, he'll have to since this fic does revolve around Natasha farting after all!