Fartjokes Stories

all of the short "what if" stuff about Captain EO.

Ethan Price's life stinks - literally. One disastrous meeting and an untimely explosion of bodily gas send his career (and dignity) spiraling down the drain. But when the world sees him as "the Fart Guy," Ethan decides it's time to change everything - from his diet to his destiny. In this hilarious yet heartfelt tale of flatulence and forgiveness, Ethan discovers that sometimes the hardest thing to face isn't embarrassment - it's yourself. Because in the end, everyone's got a little wind to work through.

A book to help you find your true random self, this book will guide you through the different stages of randomness, though this book is made by the QUEEN OF RANDOMNESS!!/ DABLORD!!!! Art cover by ME!!!