Farts Stories

The year before James Harden was traded to Houston Rockets, The goofball couple including Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant were goofing around at the OKC locker room. Find out what happens. Note: there will be a new guest appearing in one of the chapters, so keep a look out

Shrek was a young lady who actually had a dick, She lived in an abandoned cabin where for lack of love, she decided to flee to New York in search of true love but on the way she meets a donkey, a sexy donkey. This is a love story until Gerard Way gets into the love triangle and ends it all ... Will Shrek manage to conquer Donkey?

(Shrek x OC) Popper Pepperson is a 2,000 year old immortal being from the planet Vegebeta. Her goal in life is to travel to every single universe and make the hottest person there fall in love with her, no matter what it takes. In this adventure, we tackle the swamps of our beloved and, rather smelly, ogre, Mr. Shrek. Shrek is both a loving husband and father, and he would kill horses and men for his pet ass, but will the charm of our obese friend lure him away from his happily ever after? Stay tuned.

Fart goes on a daring adventure.

A woman farted and it stuck to bad it caused an entire city to die

Ryan Palmer gets farted on by his son.

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You'll be reading the love triangle of Lan x Floch x Klowy. Lan and Klowy fight over Floch. Who wins him at the end?

So.... This is what goes through my head. And I'm not crazy, in sure most of you have the same thoughts as well. Don't send me to jail, or gaol. But anyways, you should be scared after this. Good luck!

THIS BOOK IS RATED R FOR EXTREME AWSOMENESS, ANNOYINGNESS AND FARTS. Haha, JK. Do you need something to do? Are you bored out of your mind? Read this book!!!! OMG RANDOM PANDA!!! (Sorry guys, I have to go find my brain...bye!)

have you ever had a really gross wet fart? well here is my version on the infamous "wet fart"

The beutiful and young girl Ragata meets harry styles backstage<3

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