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Jasmine is the queen of the Crestview University textiles department, known for her intricate DC Comics holiday lingerie and her equally legendary status as the campus's most unhinged, nonchalant slob. When she's told she has to take on a new roommate and tutor them in Textile Dynamics to keep her scholarship, she's livid. Enter Hazel: a mysterious transfer student who is just as messy, just as gassy, and happens to be the girl Jasmine has been crushing on from afar. In a cramped, 85-degree apartment filled with trash, dirty laundry, and two flatulent rats, the two girls engage in a biological arms race of massive burps and bubbly farts that threatens to blow the roof off the building.
⚠️ STORY WARNING:
This story contains extreme depictions of unhygienic living conditions, "slob" lifestyles, and incredibly graphic, detailed, and exaggerated descriptions of bodily functions (massive, wet, bubbly flatulence and cavernous eructation). If you have a weak stomach or a low tolerance for "onomatopoeia of the gut," turn back now.