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When Marc Rodriguez unknowingly signs up to manage the first fast-food franchise on planet Zylar, he thinks he's escaping debt, drama, and Earth's corporate chaos. Instead, he crash-lands into a kaleidoscopic alien world of shimmering humanoids, glowing fruit, and one very inconvenient truth:
Galactic Bites is ruining everything.
As fries float like relics and customers line up for Enlightenment in a Combo #4, Marc finds himself trapped between a paycheck and a planet on the brink. The Zylarians are glowing less, protesting more, and developing a taste for self-destruction-salted, fried, and served with a smile.
Now, with a tray in his hands and guilt in his gut, Marc must decide: sell the craving, or stand against the machine that feeds it?
Auri Vega delivers a razor-sharp debut packed with interstellar humor, cultural commentary, and a perfectly toasted bun.
"Fast, funny, and terrifyingly familiar."
- ZNN Galactic Book Review
"What if Anthony Bourdain and Douglas Adams opened a franchise on Mars? This."
- The Interstellar Observer
"The burger is glowing. The consequences are not."
- Zara, Zylarian Health Advocate