DerpiDerp
"From the Persian Plateau to the Greek Peninsula, from the Caucasus Mountains to the Nile, from the Red Sea to the Persian Gulf, from the Black Sea to the Aegean Sea, all lies the hegemony of the Assyrian Empire. Our legions are unparalleled, our laws establish everything, our wealth is immeasurable, and our glory shines eternally. All this is dedicated to the glory of her Majesty.
Sing ye of Empress Semiramis, great Queen of the Sky, the Land and Sea.
The peoples laud her, the Army praise her, and the Law is her will manifeste."
[Preface to the History of the Assyrian Empire]
"This was the first true empire in human history, and the vast majority of modern laws, institutions, and culture can be said to have originated from Assyria."
[extract from a book about the Assyrian Empire]
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