WaterSong360
More like Reaper... destroyer of books but that's besides the point. Hi! My name is Steve and I am dead. I've been this way for a while now and let me say, death is not what I thought it would be. First off, its a Library with a crappy computer system and a bathroom in purgatory filled with a bunch of Hippies. Second, the majority of the gods caring for it have all retired or are taking a million year vacation. And lastly, the current care taker is a Skeleton named George. He's basically the Grim Reaper only he is more Grim than Reap. In fact, I don't think that within my time here, I have seen him reap one thing. Ever. He is my only company as I sit here in the Lobby of Death, waiting for the computers to work again. Yep, my only company is a skeleton who wears a fedora, Harley Davidson Snuggie, and Jack Skeleton slippers, and owns a goldfish who he insists is a Parana. He also drinks and smokes which still confuses me. So anyways, in my boredom, I have recorded all our different adventures within different books. So please, enjoy what my death has spawned! My adventures in the Library... OF DEATH!!! (cue dramatic music)
P.S. George is telling me to tell you to not ring the bell. Ever! Or else he will kill you. Even though to get to the bell, you'd have to be dead already. George often doesn't think through his words.