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"Why are you calling me?"
"I'm in a situation."
"Jeez, Danny-Banannie. What ever could your predicament be?"
"STOP ACTING SO PRINCESS-LIKE, THAT'S NOT YOU. ALSO, THERE'S A HUGE COCKROACH IN MY ROOM. I'M DEATHLY SCARED OF BUGS."
"And where are you now, exactly?"
"On top of a chair..."