Femalebilbo Stories

Bilbo Baggins was a regular hobbit. That is, until she met Hades (whatever kind of odd name is that). A weird man with an even weirder story, she must decide what she wa...

A knocking on the door made her look up from the book she was reading. A guest? At this hour? Slowly the small Hobbit stood up to answer the door. „Dwalin, at your servi...

Prompt Request from Agent_Snark: "Bilba is a world renowned concert pianist. During rehearsal one day, she notices the cute stagehand up on the catwalk focusing lig...

Es ist ein Tag wie jeder in Hobbiton als Bella Baggins' Leben völlig auf den Kopf gestellt wird. Von einer Sekunde auf die andere ist ihr ganzes Haus voller Zwerge, die...

"How did I get here? How could I have let this happen?" I whisper to myself. Blood is everywhere so much blood too much. Orc blood mixes with elven, goblin, dw...

Bilba's journal of things in Middle Earth that want to eat you, with helpful addendums by Thorin Oakenshield. This is a short, crack fic companion to Homeward Bound Part...

Just a collection of shorts and drabbles, may or may not be expanded into longer stories at some point in the future.

Modern AU Crack/Humor/Fluff - Bilba and Thorin get into a fight and, as they are both prideful and stubborn, neither one can quite bring themselves to simply admit to th...

After managing to find the heir to the throne of Erebor, Gandalf the Grey persuades the Dwarf, Thorin Oakenshield, into reclaiming his long lost homeland. In order to do...