Femalebilbobaggins Stories

Bilba has grown up the unwanted granddaughter of the Thain of the Kingdom of Shire but, as she rarely visits the palace, the relationship holds little meaning to her. Instead she focuses on her second year of college, her ballet career and her slowly burgeoning romance with Bofur, a crew member with her ballet company. The same day Bilba is set to preform on stage for the first time with her company, the kingdom of Shire is anticipating another event. That very evening will oversee the political, arranged marriage between Thorin Durin, Crown Prince of Erebor, and an unnamed Princess of Shire (so unnamed because Bilba's grandfather is a paranoid bastard). Bilba doesn't care about any of this, she hasn't been invited and has no interest in other countries, politics or other such machinations. Just before she's set to preform, however, Bilba suddenly finds herself dragged from the theater and taken to appear before her grandfather at the palace. There she is informed she WILL be participating in the wedding after all. As the bride. Whether she likes it or not.

Belle Baggins and her young nephew Frodo had led a simple life in the Shire, until Gandalf the Grey came to their door and asked Belle to go on an adventure; with the company of thirteen dwarves led by Thorin Oakenshield to help them take back the Lonely Mountain stolen from them by a powerful and greedy dragon. (Fem!Bilbo) It's a tale of adventure, love and family.

Bilba Baggins, only recently named the new Jack Frost, is having a rather bad day. Unfortunately for her, her moods tend to affect the weather. Unfortunately for everyone else, it happens to be Christmas Eve.

Whenever a daughter was born in the Took family, they were born with powers blessed by the Green Lady. Briar Baggins was blessed with the gift of magic and it was that very gift that Gandalf the Grey had chosen her for a quest to help a company of Dwarves take back their homeland. (A Fem!Bilbo story.)

Once upon a time... There was a Hobbit maiden named Hope Baggins; who was chosen by Gandalf to go on an adventure with twelve Dwarves and their King. But along they way, they had to face many obstacles like trolls, Orcs, spiders and a Dragon. And worst of all, a dark and powerful sorcerer; who served an ancient evil. A re-telling tale of Snow White, mixed with the Hobbit. (Fem!Bilbo)

Bilba Baggins, Crown Princess of Erebor, knew the stories well. How her wandering ancestors, desiring a home, had tricked the King of Erebor and stolen his throne. It wasn't a particularly nice story but, according to the legends, the old king had been a brute anyway so Bilba never particularly minded. King Durin had reportedly vowed to one day return and reclaim the mountain but, as the years passed the threat became little more than legend. Legend, until the day they weren't. Now declared a threat to the stability of the throne and the new king who sits upon it, BIlba is given an ultimatum. She can marry her sworn enemy and bear him heirs to strengthen the Durin line, or be executed to remove the threat she presents by simply existing. The choice is hers.

Bilba Baggins couldn't be happier. She's embraced her Baggins' half and has placated her Took half with a short trip to Bree (the most adventure she ever wishes to have). In addition, she is convinced Fram Harfoot, the most eligible bachelor in all of Hobbiton, will soon declare his eternal love for her - particularly after he sees the dinner she's prepared for him. When the knock sounds on her door she just knows it heralds the first day of the rest of her life as a respectable, and entirely proper, Hobbit. Instead of her Happily Ever After, however, Bilba gets a company of Dwarves - complete with their obnoxious leader who MIGHT be vaguely attractive if he ever stopped ruining it by opening his mouth. Clearly the only possible explanation is somewhere, in a past life, she must have done something truly AWFUL to deserve this.

To all of Middle Earth, the hobbits of the Shire are known as those who tame dragons. It is to them that Thorin goes for help against Smaug, and it is them he promptly insults because, seriously, whose idea was it to send Thorin to negotiate?

Sequel to Of Dwobbits, Dragons and Dwarves.

Frerin did not die during the battle to reclaim Moria. He was injured, suffered memory loss and lived a quiet life in the Shire with his Ones, Belladonna and Bungo Baggins. A meddling wizard and a quest to reclaim a kingdom under a mountain make for a rather interesting family reunion. Female Bilbo Baggins.

Bilba, a bounty hunter in the Old Republic, is forced by a mysterious employer to target a young Jedi named Kili Durin. Do it or face being outed for the rather ridiculous bounty she has on her own head. Bilba obeys, only to find out that Kili Durin is the single most frustrating, annoying, jerk she's ever met. Her jerk employer is actually paying her for this, coerced or not, and it's quite a bit of money. It's not enough to justify her having to deal with Kili Durin though. No amount of money will ever be enough for that.

For as long as Bilba has known Fili Durin, he's told her about monsters. How he and his family hunted them, kept people safe from them. Bilba always thought it was cool that he was so creative. She'd thought that, perhaps, one day he'd be a famous writer and she could proudly say she'd known him when. She'd never actually believed he was telling the truth. That there really were monsters. That there really were things hiding under the bed. In the closest. In the shadows. She didn't believe. She should have.

Prompt Request from Agent_Snark: "Bilba is a world renowned concert pianist. During rehearsal one day, she notices the cute stagehand up on the catwalk focusing lights but doesn't pay too much attention until he greets her after the performance that night, flowers in hand and an invitation to dinner at a restaurant a common stagehand shouldn't be able to afford." I definitely took some liberties with the prompt and took it my own way a bit but the core elements are all still there! :D

Bilba has been a slave her entire life. All she knows of the outside world is what she sees from time to time outside the gates of Moria and the stories her mother used to tell her. Stories of a place called the Shire where her mother once lived and a placed called Erebor where, as far as she knows, her father still lives. Stories of dragons a thousand times larger, and more intelligent, than the beasts the orcs rode and of a strange concept called freedom where one was allowed to live as they wished with no one to tell them what they could, or could not do. The stories meant little to Bilba. The only future she had was to live, and die, as a slave as countless number had before her. And then the orcs dragged an injured female firedrake through the gates, her rider screaming obscenities behind her as he fought to reach her side...and everything changed.