#1
Keeping it in the bandby platinumnib
Monogamy is a useless social construct designed to keep Sharon from sleeping with Ruud; thankfully, she doesn't fall into the trap.
#2
Pirate Songby platinumnib
Pirates have no heart, Sharon gave hers away long ago.
An eventful romance between a pirate and mermaid, set in the Golden Age of Piracy.
(New Chapter on the Way!!!)