Fighting-game Stories

If Sam & Max were to ever be in Smash Bros. (huge asterisk on "if") I picture them having their own conversational segment. You know, something akin to Snake's Codecs or Palutena's Guidance. And thus, we have the Freelance Police Inspection. In it, our lawfully dubious duo gives their two-cents on each and every fighter in the latest Smash Brothers roster. Some informative, others not so much. Or at all for that matter. (All things considered, this was a pretty refreshing writing exercise I gave myself. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.) Disclaimer: This is a simple parody featuring characters I do not own. Both Sam & Max and Super Smash Bros. belong solely to respective owners, Steve Purcell and Masahiro Sakurai.