Filch Stories

In my opinion, I think this will be very cool. But I also think not a lot of people will like this at all, but I don't care. So this is just about if the Transformers Robots in Disguise characters Discovered the Facebook chat room, and what they would do or say. So what do you think will happen? Well read to find out.

"What did you do?" Remus asked once they were out of earshot of Principal Dumbledore. Tonks rolled her eyes. "Why always assume the worst? Maybe he just wants to discuss my college choices." "Um-Hmm. Is that so?" ‾‾‾‾‾･･❀･･‾‾‾‾ It's Remus and Tonks. What more could you want?

Xenophilius invites Filch to his secluded home after realizing the old caretaker has nowhere to go post-war. Filch, bitter and hardened, is surprised by Xenophilius's strange warmth.

INFREQUENT UPDATES I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING BESIDES CECILIA AND HENRY YOUNG. Anything from the original HARRY POTTER series, such as Mr. Argus Filch himself, characters, spells, places, beverages, food, types of wizards/witches etc. belong to J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. Cover made using the Wattpad Covers app. ~ "I am not a Muggle or a wizard. I am a Squib, nothing can change this, not even those brats they call students whom could use a good fastening to the ceiling by their wrists." Argus Filch has not always been the lonely caretaker Squib...well, he's always been a Squib but he wasn't always lonely and bickering at students to return to their common rooms and to stay out of the Restricted section of the library. There had been a time when he had been happy almost, when he had found someone whom he was not having to inform them to not increase the amount of work he did. A person he felt a little something more to than a spat of hatred and selfishness about his job as a caretaker. Some would say it was the start of a friendship, but to a Squib like Filch it was something more, something a little like love. TIME PERIOD: 1982 (Argus Filch is 27 years old; Cecilia is 24.)

A filch forbidden love story. It was just another normal day at Hogwarts for y/n, that was until she bumped into the school heartthrob... Filch. Will they get the happy ending they deserve? Or will Mrs Norris get in the way?

Amelia and Dante Black are the twins of Sirius Black and Victoria Lupin-Black. There father went to Azkaban when they were only a year old. Now the twins live with their mother and older sister, Kimberly. Being the best friends of Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger is no easy task. They protected the Sorcerer's Stone first year and second year they stopped Tom Riddle and now their father has escaped Azkaban and a new threat arrives. Will the golden five be able to stop the new threat in time? Or will all the twins believed in with their father die?

Four houses. Three blood statuses. Second Year. One friendship. This is what life is like for four students in the year above Harry Potter. N.B. I do not own any of the characters except for Sarah, Mark, Merrin and Jacob.

A small story about Argus filch. Featuring the occasional mrs Norris

Dolores Umbridge, a high-ranking officer at the Ministry of Magic, was a forward-driven and ambitious girl. She never imagined she'd fall for a squib. Who is this squib, you ask? None other than the handsome, bad-boy Argus Filch. What happens as Dolores gazes into Argus' iridescent eyes for the first time? A mistake or the start of something new?

Argus Filch, Hausmeister seit mehreren Generationen, hat seit Jahren jede Woche um die gleiche Zeit ein Rendezvous mit dem Animagus Mrs Norris... Und dieses Mal hat sie schlechte Erfahrungen mit Katzenkeksen gemacht.

The truth behind Mrs Norris

She is the protector of Harry she is to make sure Harry doesn't kill himself. she is to live her life as planned by her mother and in duty to Harry. She will be friends with Harry. She is Alex Riddle and this is what really happened.

Just the regular book, but I pretty much made all the words the opposite. It's my first book, so it isn't great, but please don't judge. I will make better versions in the future. I'm trying to do the whole series. I hope it's funny and that you like it. Thank you! New cover to come soon. The original book is J.K. Rowling's not mine. Batman is not my character either.

Harry decides to help Hagrid win a chance with his big fat crush, Mr. Filch.

have you ever stopped to think about how Ms.Norris ' life is like?

exactly what it sounds like I promise it'll be funny... just read please. Sadly, all the rights of harry potter belong to JK Rowling :/

A Cedric Diggory story Athena wants nothing more than to be Hogwarts champion for the Triwizard Tournament, but the annoyingly handsome Cedric boy wants it just as bad. I noticed there was serious a lack of Cedric fan fics, especially well written ones with a little smut, so I'm hoping this book can be that. It's still a work in progress, but I'm really excited for where the story will go! All credits go to JK Rowling !

So, this is basically a biography of the marauders. I'll stick to what's mentioned in the series and there won't be any major OCs. *** James Fleamont Potter, born March 27, 1960 to a pair of loving parents. Sirius Orion Black, born November 3, 1959 to a family of pureblood supremacists, not strong enough to fight that on his own. Remus Lupin, born March 10, 1960 to a muggle and a wizard. Born an outsider, but a disgrace at age five. Peter Pettigrew, born October 4, 1960 to a single mother, left to care alone for her son by her husband. They love each other dearly, but that one question will always be itching in the back of their heads. 'Why did he leave me?' Together they were the Marauders and their lives were good, as long as you counted them together. *** Also, I found the image I used for the cover online and, as far as I'm concerned, it's made by the amazing artist Alessia Trunfio.

Here you will see a step-by-step instruction manual on how to get expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But don't worry, you won't die...hopefully.

Matilda - Tilly - Filch is a fourth year. A fourth year, who until recently, studied at home. Follow her on her journey as she encounters the Marauders , James, Sirius, Remus & Peter, tries to decide whether she truly belongs in Slytherin or Gryffindor and attempts to stay clear of her uncle, Argus Filch.