Finest Stories

I will do these IF i have motivation. yes, only if i am creative enough and if i have motivation. Also cover ain't made by me

The governments failed. The new generation has taken over. Everything was failing - from the economy to overpopulation. The world split into two sides; The Freedom activists and the Restoration. The Restoration, which was half of the world, decided that it was the people's fault that the world ended up that way - so, they came to the conclusion that keeping the rich alive was the only way, and killing the poor and homeless as a result. The Freedom activists, however, rescued those about to be killed. America, the leader of the FA, however, found out there was a third party. "Is that.. a bear?" "No, this is vodka. That is big fluffy forest puppy." #1 in RusAme 24/12/2019 #3 in Rights 27/1/2020 #22 in Freedom 30/1/2020 (Cover art by me)

This is a book of poetry. Every chapter I will post a new poem, and most of these will be haikus. P.S. This is my first poetry book. I advise you to not criticize my content. Karma will bite you back. P.P.S. CHALLENGES: 1) Try, in the comments, to explain the meanings of the poems. Some aren't very straightforward, so I would like to see how others comprehend my poems. The prize for the most deep, creative description is a vote for each of your books. 2) You can give the poems names (if they are not named already), and the most suitable and clever one wins a shoutout. 3) Write a poem yourself. The best poem wins. The prize includes all of the prizes above and I will follow you.

Have you had a rum cocktail lately? Have you enjoyed a tried and tested rum cocktail recipe all through the year? If not, it's time you did! Rum is one of the most versatile drinks when it comes to creating a unique cocktail.

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the queen of bad bitches

So I'm starting a ((new)) joke book for the sake of nostalgia. Most of these jokes aren't mine, so feel free to use them. Please vote and comment~ - Prussia

Jennie and lisa

ᴇɢʏᴘᴛ ɪꜱ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱɪʟʟɪɴᴇꜱꜱ. ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴡʜᴇʟᴍɪɴɢ ꜱᴛʀᴇꜱꜱ. ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴏɴ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ʜᴇʀ ʟɪꜰᴇ. ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇᴘᴛ ᴏꜰ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ᴏᴡɴ ʙᴜꜱɪɴᴇꜱꜱ, ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇꜱ, ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴛᴇʀɪᴀʟꜱ ,ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟʟ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴ .ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ꜱʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴜᴍʙʟᴇꜱ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ʙᴜɪʟᴅɪɴɢ. ɪᴛ ꜱᴇᴇᴍꜱ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ , ʙᴜᴛ ᴀ ᴘʀɪᴏʀɪᴛʏ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴘʀɪᴏʀɪᴛʏ. ( Tell me if ya'll like it. ) 👄 I love my half bake ass story. ( ain't even half bake )

"My active form comes from laziness." -Lucy Ps. Picture not mine. Credits to the owner.