Finifugal Stories

Audrey has read over 100 romance novels. They all either ended in some sappy cliche ending or an ending that will tear you apart because the author decided to kill off one of the beloved characters. She only knows how they ended because she asked a friend or searched it up online, because never will she ever read the last chapter of a book. Not only books, she won't even read the last stanza of a poem. Or eat the last green bean at dinner. Or allow a song to finish before skipping to the next one. Why you might ask yourself? Well throughout her story you'll come to realize that Audrey has a finifugal mentality.

hating endings; of someone who tries to avoid or prolong the final moments of a story, relationship, or some other journey.