Tiana was still paralysed in fear, there was nothing I could do to save myself, I was skewered onto that stupid lesbians fist like I was marinated and ready to be barbecued.
"I feel in love with a fiery black hairs zaddy who promised to love me. That all derailed when a certain blond with anger issues came along, but I needed up rekindling my old relationship with my past teacher. The all might himself. With a bunch of plot holes and confusion I'm Addison Rae"
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This is a crack fic that we wrote on a groupchat at 10pm so please dont take this seriously- All credit goes to @not.mathilda on instagram
also btw uhh i feel like this whole story needs a warning
I do ship y/n x sapnap /srs
hope you enjoy!
WARNING STORY INCLUDES //smut, angst, depression, suicide, dream, love, kissing, men in football uniforms, iPhone 7, apples, and dreamnotfound
The tragic story of Steven J. Universe. Life has not been kind to Steven in these last few years. After losing his dad and growing distant from the gems, Steven Universe has to face his greatest challenge: growing up.
The hawt prince of nekos takes a interest on a heterosexual whore known ass romeo.
The prince is here to steal romeo from his cousin juliete, whos a suicidal annoying preteen in her period, watch as he rubbs his gaynes all over the place and pretty much ends rthe feud of both families thank to his gayness.