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original songs by me so yerp fiteme

Will probably contain mature language because I fucking curse.

Have you ever looked at your hands for a really long time? If not, that's okay, because I have a crumpet. wottpad is mah lyfe Bro Bru Brah Ennit U got nofing Wot u say 2 me? I'm a trained Navy SEAL with 300 confirmed kills. I 360 quick scoped your dad. I don't like things. But, yeh, u wot? U startin? Come on den, come av a fite on me book m8

All of my drawings, digital and traditional.

This maybe a fanfic, or my thoughts, idk. just roll with it lol

Where I put rants in about life and other stuff. (Old rants of Unatural 2016) (Mystic Messanger Rants :3) *I only use fake names. My fake name is fish*

"Why on Earth are your hands such a brilliant shade of violet?" Zypher exclaimed, with a perfectly arced eyebrow raised towards the heavens in a questioning stance. "That is a very good question that I am under absolutely no obligation to answer," I replied, stuffing my very noticeable hands into the pockets of my hoodie. "Now, shoo you sweaty nyancat personified." ... When Faye Matthews starts her final leg of secondary school, she expects normalcy and the calming rhythm of monotonous everyday life; taunted only by her vivid dreams of adventure. Especially since the bane of her existence; IGCSE's are approaching rather quickly. However, it soon becomes clear that the playful deities of fate do not share the same ideals. Behold, Zypher Blade the dork of the century. You definitely would not expect a to be 16 year old to have such a forlorn fascination with law and the milky way. Neither would you expect him to have a hipster fairy godmother; equipped with a sense of deadly humour. Add a catalyst of being the victims of the same bully: Hence, you get, a paroxysm of magic.

I can see as well as you All colors are visible The sea is just as blue All except you, you're invisible You don't have colors, You're monotone. You're unable to have lovers, You'll always be alone. Phosphor is your name, and you think everything is plain. You're always to blame, and your existence is just a shame. "Nice poem. Now go away," Phosphor told the writer, twirling a pencil between her right hand's fingers. Her expression held no emotion. "I TOLD YOU STOP WRITING ABOUT ME. STOP." You didn't tell me to stop, you told me to go away. Also, I'm technically typing, not writing. "Oh, that's it!" Phosphor rose and took the writer's phone, about to delete the rest of the descri-

Some random shoutouts of stuff I love that I think others would like too. Or basically me fangirling and saying OMG YOU SHOULD READ THIS!!! I will also be (possibly) doing small reviews or giving descriptions of said whatever I am recommending, so that's a thing. One of my hopes here is to give more attention to some AWSOME writers out there who deserve some more love! Kudos to them in advance! (And everything is most likely fandom related, just so you know) I will be doing anything from Fanfiction, to music, to comics, and will stray onto different platforms such as Archive Of Our Own, soundcloud, and deviant art frequently. Links will be provided. So to whoever is still reading this for whatever reason, here we go! Enjoy? Is that a thing!? (Also I made the cover art for once)

May the odds be ever in your favor...

This will be random and in the order of how I please. You can request anything and yes smutt is available, but if I don't know what you want me to do... Then I guess I won't do it. Sorry? Well whatevs, enjoy my demons

these are my OCs you will need to know so you guys can know when i add one of them ! thanks for being pals children!!

Kenhina is so unappreciated and it makes me cri ;-; That's y I made this So all u Kenhina fans actually have fanfiction to read You're welcome <3

Yes the cover is a box of froot loops... you got a problem with that?

WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE- (Also incorrect quotes)

All my OC's and their information X3 <3 <3