Flaminhotcheetos Stories

After uncovering a bad omen, a Flamin' Hot Cheeto is sent on a mission to find the Goldfish--the only one with the power to stop the leaves that are bullying his people.

One night Y/N got hungry and decided to get a late night snack... Reader is a 22 year old girl

So basically, this is a story of how Tony The Tiger (aka frosted flakes mascot) met Chester Cheetah (he knows what he did) and how they fall in love. but uuh oh. kool aid man (there's nothing kool about AIDS) says "oh no!" to the relationship cuz can. Tony has to leave Chester. there is way too much going on in this story so guess u just have too read 2 find out 👀👀👀 (this whole thing is a joke if you couldn't already tell)

Mel wasnt looking for love-he was mostly just trying to survive high school, existential dread, and the emotional weight of carrying snacks in his pocket "for when he felt cold inside." but then they appeared. A mystery wrapped in eyeliner and apathy, with a penchant for kicking pigeons and breaking hearts.

daddy issues ➽ and if you were my little girl I'd do whatever I could do I'd run away and hide with you I love that you go daddy issues I do too