Flithy Stories

You read the title, and this is def filthy. Be cautioned children, we have mental illness 4 real.

Mini and Camais go to London, Only to be greeted with a Hotel room for themselves. They both knew what would happen ... It all started when Mini and Camais met up in London to do some 'sightseeing'. Everything was going well. Everyone was happy. Until suddenly, Ainsley Harriot asked them if they would like to give there meat a good ol' rub a dub. Without hesitating, Powowdie replied with"Oh yes, that would be WONDERFUL". They were both experiencing the horrendous event, know as 'The copyright strike'. Therefore, Powowdie and Mini were looking forward for the break. As Ainsley was giving his meat a good ol' rub, Powowdie and Mini asked one simple question: "Where are we going?" Ainsley gave them both an angry look, before saying "Wait and see". However, Mini was nervous. He had a bad feeeling, as to what might happend. But Powowdie was really excited. Mini didn't want to share his feelings, because he didn't want to upset his Wife. Powowdie (or what Mini calls Honey Bunches) Entered the room that Ainsley had arranged for them. The room looked very 'Peculiar' to Camais's likings. It was then that he realised that the room was a HOTEL! Looking at each other with excitment, Camais knew that It would be a fun night. As Camais started to take his clothes off, Mini asked him what he was doing. Camais said"You know what ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)". It was then Mini knew that it would be a lot better than he thought it would've. It was then, that Mini slowly took off his trousers. Camais was too excited, so he took off all his clothes. Camais charged at mini's trousers and took them off. Mini was ploughed to the floor by Camais, before eventually getting severe injuries from the penetration. Mini still loved it though. He asked for more. But it was then, that Powowdie saw Ainsley coming. Ainsley ran into the room and saw Powowdie and mini naked. Ainsley was mad. He couldn't believe he had rented out a hotel room and it would be used like that.

Nothing ever makes sense, so bring a dictionary or just a new set of brains..... Maybe eyes too.