Foaly Stories

Artemis Fowl, multimillionaire extraordinaire. Teenaged Irish Genius. Friend to the Faeries. Dead, cloned, and come back. The only problem is, he's lost all his memory. He remembers nothing of his past, aside from his parents, Butler, Juliet, and his two twin brothers. Doesn't remember that he'd managed to kidnap Captain Holly Short, at the mere age of twelve. How he's saved the world even before the age of eighteen. No, that Artemis is gone. Poof, destroyed. Instead, Artemis was the same, cold heartless boy, who cared about nothing and nobody, aside from his close family and gold. Aurum est Potestas. Gold is Power. Can Holly thaw that frozen heart of his, help him remember the man he was before? A year after Artemis' revival, he still has not regained his memory. To make it worse, Holly is kidnapped by a foe from the past. Artemis has no idea how to make a plan, nonetheless execute one. He'll have to dig deep and find the Artemis he was before. Can he do it? Or will Holly be doomed to death at the hands of his merciless enemy? Join Artemis, Holly, Butler, Foaly, Juliet, Mulch, Commander Kelp, and N°1 on this rollercoaster ride full of emotion, adventure, and danger.

The diary of everyone's favorite paranoid, carrot loving, genius centaur Foaly. (Takes place directly after Artemis's death in The Last Guardian)

Tell-tale signs of obsession with the book series Artemis Fowl. *Final part coming May 2020*

People always think I'm disturbed by being The Second. It's cretinous, really. Because when those words follow my name, it doesn't put me in second place; it's a symbol that I am the start of a dynasty. It is a symbol that I have come from a place of high standards, and that I will live up to standards even higher. Understood? If this simple theory doesn't make sense, then don't read this. Some people can't catch up with me, and it's a shame if you're one of them, but alas, you shall have to deal with it yourself. My name is Artemis Fowl. The Second. [Actual A/N: Okay so like, I'd honesty advice y'all to skip the first two chapters. They're badly written (and thought of at like 3am), and I lack the guts to actually read through it again and edit it, so like.. yeah, you can just skip to the 'Q & A' chapter, and ask what you want or just read what others have ask. Also, feel free to give chapter-topic requests! Thanks!]

(Sorry, this desc. sucks) Holly's cousin comes to Fowl Manor to visit. Everyone is having fun when a reminder of a traumatic event appears, and Holly spirals into a possibly fatal mental illness. (I started writing this at age 12, so even I don't know what's going to happen next) All characters except for my OC (Holly's cousin) belong to Eoin Colfer.

What the cover says. A lot of Artemis Fowl stuff. Let's hope Artemis doesn't hack into my account halfway through. 🏹 🏹 🏹 {Credits to whoever made the art I used for the cover.} {I do not own the world of Artemis Fowl. But y'all know who does.}

𝚔𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚒 𝚛𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚚 𝚘𝚏 𝟸𝟽𝟹, 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚠𝚕'𝚜 𝚒𝚚. 𝚔𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚒 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚠𝚕, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚠 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚠𝚕 𝙸𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍. 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎, 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚑𝚢𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚠𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚛. 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚠𝚕 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚞𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚠𝚕 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑, 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚒'𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚐𝚘𝚕𝚍. 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚠𝚕 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚐𝚘

Artemis Fowl + bad acne = lots of melodrama.

This is a collection of one shots, head-canons, and general silliness about our favourite criminal mastermind and his companions. Most of these are inspired by the peasants of the Peasant Corner (You know who you are ;). Requests are encouraged and if you want me to turn any of these into full fan fictions then please message!

Post TAC(AU). Artemis has a worsening condition which is surprisingly a normal sickness for humans and not something fairy related nor grandeur. But that isn't just where his troubles lie yet again, he and the motley crew are swept in a whirlwind of revenge, torture, trust and adventure. There's also the bit about getting turned into an elf! (talk about bad luck..) A/H

Join Holly and Artemis as they find out Haven's past (the fairy home).

[artemis and holly au!] The Fowl family has a lot of control over Dublin, and Ireland in general but not for the reason many think. Yes, Artemis Fowl Senior is greatly intelligent and his eldest son is smarter, but they only rose to power due to how long they have resided there. Over centuries, the Fowl family has lived there, slowly attaining power and tight grip onto the country to get what they want in the end. No, it's not gold or money, it's not even the cliché "rule-the-world" power. They wanted it so they could acquire blood, human blood to be exact. The Fowl family was vampires, ancient, pureblooded vampires-- actually the last of their kind-- and they need much more blood than normal vampires. Taking control over the country was rather easy, due to Artemis Senior's natural, criminal mind. But they only truly succeeded because of Artemis Fowl the II. Now, though, Artemis Fowl is in his Fledging stage, where his thirst is increased extremely high as his body is developing. It is rather important he gets enough blood, or his body may not develop like it is supposed to. This isn't a difficult task with his butler, Dom, helping get a new HC-- or better know as "Human Cattle"-- every few days or so. Everything is well and fine with this process, until on day a certain girl shows him a side he never sees from humans. Her aggressiveness and lack of fear to talk back to him is the reason he is curious in the first place, but all of her emotions and how she acts is the growing reason. Soon enough, this curiousness grows into a hungry desire to know more about this girl. Artemis doesn't hesitate to try to know everything he can about her, as a way to quench this desire. But little does Artemis know that this leads to a train reaction of strange emotions that the young vampire has not experienced yet before in his lifetime...

The title says it all!Series of one-shots with different ships and pairings.Some may be extremly short, some so long, it's foul.They'll range from romance to AU to pure fluff.Warning, however, some of these may include (too much) fluff.You have been warned... Not related to any of my other stories nor the books. Enjoy!

artemis fowl truth or dare. that's all you need to know

Artemis Fowl II has spent his whole life in a tower, not that he particularly minds. He's perfectly happy exactly where he is, thank you. At least, he THOUGHT he was, until someone who claimed to be a captain from the King's Army burst into his bedroom with an invaluable crown. ******** When Captain Holly Short got separated from her team while trying to recover the lost prince's crown, she didn't expect to end up getting stuck with an annoying 15 year old who was WAY too smart for his own good. But the more time she spends with this mysterious boy, the more she realizes that the kid has a LOT secrets. In fact, even the teenage boy in question probably doesn't know exactly how many secrets surround him..... *********** Or in other words, the Artemis Fowl Tangled AU no one asked for. PURELY PLATONIC! NOT HOLLEMIS!

A strange mixture of Artemis Fowl II and Captain Holly Short combined into short one-shots. You may choose to interpret them as a couple, but I have not written them as such and I ask that you please refrain from doing so if it is stated that Artemis is under the age of twenty-one. 450-1500 words each, not to be exact "If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written." Eoin Colfer owns all characters.

Opal Koboi, genius paranoid pixie, is defeated by her nemesis, Artemis Fowl II. Now her twin sister, Pearl Koboi, is back to avenge the insane pixie's death. No copyright intended; all rights go to Eoin Colfer. NOTE: Do not read this if you have not finished The Last Guardian or the Artemis Fowl series.

FINISHED!! This is written as an after story to The Last Guardian, (there will be spoilers.) Artemis is now 15 (In my story timeline) and he has gotten Atlantis Complex again. This time, though, there might not be a way out. *Spoilers* Please note that this story is supposed to be dramatic and emotional, so don't give me flack for the sappy stuff. As much as I love ships, this will not be an Artemis+Holly shipping story. Sorry! There will be bffing, though. Please check this out, I worked really hard. I read every chapter multiple times to catch misspellings. This is my first fanfic, and is rated K+, but I wouldn't recommend reading if you are under the age of like 8. -StormOfLightning