Cynical_and_Obsessed
Welcome to Eldridge Preparatory and Correctional Academy for Boys. My name is Frank, and I'll be your host! Oh, also, it's my first year here, and I'm not at all excited. Let's get started with the tour.
Eldridge is a "prestigious" institution, you could say. Selective to those with high intellectual capabilities, low behavioral standards, and a single flaw, that which isn't truly a flaw. It is a religious place, that which takes great steps to keep a clean and holy reputation. And what better than creating a homosexuality correctional clinic for only boys in God's name?
But aside from that, we're looking at a nice, 87 year old school with excellent academics, excellent extracurriculars, and the most luxurious dorm rooms. Oh, also, it's a boarding school, if you didn't get that.
So, come with me on my "adventure"? Maybe it'll be fun being the new kid with me. Probably not, but maybe.