Fondling Stories

A humble response to the horrifying fanfic Kate decided to write about shipping two of her closest friends and this is the revenge of poplena coming back to haunt our smug pansexual pal...enjoy our Kate X pans fanfic about her fondling kitchen utensils :)))

Aphra is pulled over for driving an unregistered hover-car at a high rate of speed, by a female officer with familiar face. This woman who is determined to write her a speeding ticket for her reckless driving. What could go wrong (or right)? You'll have to read to find out. Reprinted from Squidge World: https://squidgeworld.org/works/75841 Inspired by fanart by Dylan Macri and responses to this art on Tumblr and on Bluesky. The NSFW version (described by Macri as "braless") of the fanart is available on Macri's Patreon for those who subscribe to a certain tier. Anyway, I used the SFW version as an inspiration here, as well as the one-and-only fic on AO3 which has Susina as a character (people need to write more fics for her on here). I may write a fic based on the braless version, on another account, in the future. The cover comes from the original art (https://bsky.app/profile/dylanmacri.bsky.social/post/3lsrkd6zrgs2u), which I revised to be a bit more PG, plus the opening image for Susina on her Wookieepedia page.

{CURRENTLY ON HOLD} John Wick stumbles into an unexplored frontier one fateful night. He was lying in the rain, broken, bleeding, and very close to losing his consciousness. He was praying to die, to let it all end, so that he can join his beloved wife, Helen in heaven. However, he was found by someone who decides that he was worth saving, and he thanks the person in an unexpected way (loosely based John Wick 3: Parabellum).

Donnie Darko can't help but get Frank, a bunny he hallucinates out of his mind. It's as if his dark void consumes his every day life, causing a huge distraction. In his dream, Frank offers himself as help to Donnie. Donnie, being vulnerable, gives into his persuasions.