Foodfights Stories

It's about twelve-year-olds standing on the edge of growing up, where every hallway feels enormous, every dance feels like forever, and every crush feels like the greatest love story ever written. Benji thinks he understands his own heart. Then the notes begin. No name. No signature. Just words that somehow know him better than anyone else. At first, they're sweet. Then they're impossible to ignore. And with every letter, Benji finds himself pulled toward a girl he's never seen... while Avery-the one who's always been there-starts slipping further away.

The Epicton Kingdom today faced great danger. Little did anyone realize, the pigs start breeding in multitudes. These mutated creatures come to realize they needed to destroy the kingdom and everyone in it, in order to survive. If they were going to win, they would have to take to the skies. And so the war began..

Karmen Frost had a normal life, great friends, a roof over her head, even money. But none of that mattered when she came home from her friends house to find her family dead. Karmen has no other family than them so where is she to go? When her parents will is read to her she is to go with her moms old friend to live in Colorado. What Karmen didn't know is that her moms old friend had 11 boys.

The modern-day Poee is a whole-wheat flatbread, that is slightly puffed and hollow in the middle. It agreeably resembles pita bread and is the perfect loaf to mop up spicy curries and thick gravies with.

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Sherlock being bored which results in him and John having a food fight. That's basically it. Yup, I was really bored when I wrote this but I regret nothing! Written as Sherlock&John Friendship (I'm not really into slash, but that's because I don't like romance in general) but read it however you want ;)

what the title says this book will not be entertaining it is really just for me to right down random things

Life was great for me, I was living the simple life, until I found Jake Ashton staying at my house. He might be the most good-looking guy I know, but he couldn't made life anymore easy for me. Suddenly I'm attending parties and being thrown into drama. Ignoring him might be more difficult than I first thought, especially when I find out that I might be falling for him."

***"Well, you do have big boobs, might as well show them off a little" He said with that stupid hot smirk he always show. Son of a bitch. "Really? Maybe that is the difference between me and those sluts you have." I said and tried to move but he had other ideas. "Oh baby, don't you go being jealous of all those girls, you know I will prefer you for a fuck over them any minute of the day in a heartbeat" Urrghhh. I HATE him for being this sexy. *** Meet Neha, a cute pretty 17 years old. No, she is not that quite little shy girl who is bullied or whatever but not a bad girl either. But she owns heart made of gold which feels inappropriate to insult anybody and is too innocent for her own good. Meet Jason, a.k.a Jay. You'll find him near bad news because he is bad news. No, he is not some drug-addict bully member of a gang but he is any parents' nightmare. Lives life as it takes without any care in the world. But yes, he does have a soft corner which nobody has yet seen well... until his life collides with Neha's. Join these two young students, in their journey where life forces them to talk, know each other, become friends, have a connection and probably fall in love. But, will they? And if they do, will their love find its way? Or will they find their way to heartbreak?

After seeing her boyfriend of three years cheat on her, Olivia Astor is devastated. She wanted the perfect start to her senior year, but now all everyone can talk about is the dramatic end to her relationship. She becomes determined to let senior year pass by, only focused on getting out and moving away. That is, until she bumps into a gorgeous boy in the halls, and everything changes.

Don't be fooled by the title. It's completely different than what you expect. Sparkles, Unicorns, and Rainbows follows the story of Jae, Kay, Elle, and Em Linden as they try to reach SparkleLand. Meanwhile, they are being thwarted by the author of their book, who is also a villain in the story. This has adventure, fantasy, and nothing that would be expected, with plenty of plot twists along the way.

What started as a food fight and quickly became something more... ;) ~Mature Content~

Oneshot. Young Blues Brothers. A little story about how Elwood came to enjoy dry, white toast.

A real spy trying to foil a conspiracy with a codex full of bio-weapon recipes and mistaking a restaurant critic - one of the only 120 anonymous Michelin Star inspectors - for a fellow agent. But the critic takes his job very seriously and won't reveal themselves, and so gets pulled into a huge, dangerous conspiracy whilst continuing to take notes on the quality of every restaurant they almost get shot in.

The last day of school is a disaster for 11-year old Josh. He gets into trouble in the school cafeteria, then gets a spanking at home.

A list of every food I can think of which I have thrown or witnessed being thrown and the stories behind each of them