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Book One of The Two Heart Series: Lily was ugly. She was smart for her own good. She was One of the ugliest people in school, yet they still bullied her, and everyone says she knows everything. But she just can't figure out her theory on the mysterious bad boy next door. Skip to the last class 'till summer break, she runs out of class in infuriating tears, and stands up for herself. Now she's a bad girl underneath her new style, and the nerd is back, and she's bringing a storm with her. Skip to after summer break, she's completely different, everyone adores her, but she isn't the dependent bullied girl, she's confident, strong, independent and beautiful. Ready for it? *** Book One: Two Hearts Surrender. Status: Ongoing. Book Two Release Date: Mid-April 2018

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|| "In which food keeps on sending nudes." || Since you found this, you're probably hungry for some sexy time with food. Well, here are some photos that are waiting for you ;)

Friend: I want to fuck a Joestar Another Friend: I want to fuck a Country Me: haha mi hum cooky

Každý miluje sekanou, ale nikdo nemiluje sekanou víc než Martin. Jen Karel je chladná mrcha, co prodává ve stánku a ani neví co. Chcete vědět více? Nechcete, vím, právě proto, si musíte tenhle příběh přečíst!

This is a story about two lovers fell in love just because of a burger. Find out why and how did they fall because of a burger!

FOOD PORN!!!!

A poem about when love is unexpected

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What happens when a billionaire CEO on the brink of total collapse meets the only burrito capable of making him feel alive again? Forget love triangles. This is just one man, one rebellious tortilla, and a habanero salsa that refuses to take "no" for an answer. A story that is visceral, greasy, and absolutely scrumptious. CW/TW: Toxic dynamics (literally), grease-stained expensive suits, and a climax so spicy it's legally considered a biohazard. Not responsible for any digestive trauma or the sudden realization that a burrito has more charisma than your ex 🌶️ "The most visceral thing I've read all year. I've never felt so hungry in my life." - A Traumatized Reader ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Move over, Omegaverse. There's a new Alpha in town." - Wattpad Weekly (Probably) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Cover image generated with AI

I'm hungry right now so I just felt like making this

Technically speaking, this isn't a story. But, this is probably one of the strangest/best songs you'll ever hear. I'm well know for my love of KFC, thus why this song has been created. Entire song composed in school music lessons, when I should've been practising the guitar.

Jenna Shaw is sixteen, going on seventeen. She recently broke up with her boyfriend and is absolutely crushed; she just can't seem to get over him. But what happens when she has an accidental run in with the new kid in town, Riley Bell? Will she be able to fall in love again? Will Riley be able to mend her broken heart? Or shatter it into a million more pieces?

When Dan is late for Phil and his date, will it take more than a calzone to bring them back together? Read for more. **SMUT WARNING** A collaboration with --_Nope_--

Food https://pin.it/7GbWIgw that cheese pull 😍 Also, some of them may repeat, I'm trying not to but it might happen Disclaimer: none of these are mine, all photos are found online unless otherwise said. If you wish for me to remove it please tell me and I will

dessert for all occassion