Fordprefect Stories

A fanfiction novella set in Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide universe. 33k words. A rogue government agency has stolen dangerous Magrathean technology, and Arthur Dent must reunite with old friends to help save planets across the Galaxy. Join them for another wild, wacky, interstellar romp aboard the Heart of Gold! In this story, you'll discover the answers to these vital questions: * Whatever happened to Fenchurch? * Does the saying "there's someone for everyone" apply to Ford Prefect? * What exactly IS a Collapsing Hrung? * What is Slartibartfast's last name? * WHY is 42 the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? What does it actually MEAN?

It is an important and popular fact that things are not always as they seem. For instance, man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent life form on Earth, instead of the third. The second, happened to be the dolphins, who had known of the impending destruction of the Earth, long before it happened, and the first were a small, furry species who spent most of their time in cages, running round on wheels or nibbling seeds. The humans had always believed that they ran tests on these creatures, which was so far from the truth, it would have put the Encyclopaedia Galactica to shame. This is just a little story based on The Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy.

Okay, so this is just for whenever I'm on a Guide kick. It likely won't be updated incredibly often, but... It'll still happen, so that's something!

A galactic government official who coincidentally, is a human. Stumbles upon the president of the galaxy after the end of the earth with her friends Arthur and ford, having to choose between illogical lust, and her duty as a government official.

A hoopy fanfic for hoopy people. The Vogon's are still trying to destroy planet Earth. Arthur's tea was interrupted by two knocks at the door. Random likes tea. Are these statements related? Will they intertwine to become a complex story line? No, neither do I. I have just started this and I will try and update this as much as possible, when I have enough time. Feel free to comment suggestions!

The universe has constantly been unfriendly to Arthur Dent, and he's had enough of it. With Ford's help, he intends to find his way out of the universe to be reunited with his long-lost love, Fenchurch. Updates every Monday.

It is a truth universally aknowledged that one such individual, in possession of the name Zaphod Beeblebrox, must be attractive. If you don't believe me, you can go and have a look on the other side of God's Final Message. He wrote; "Zaphod Beeblebrox The First is a total hunk". Yeah, God wrote that. This is a Zaphod X Reader book because... There are literally none and he is the best character. The book is Xreader and uses she/her pronouns for the reader so if you use other pronouns I apologise, I might change it in the future for you guys. That aside, enjoy!

Just when Arthur Dent thought he was starting to get the hang of things, he finds himself at the beginning of his problems. Almost literally the very beginning. With the universe thinking that making sense is something other universes need to worry about, Arthur has a chance to relive a life he actually really didn't care all that much for the first time around. Reunited with old, well, not 'friends', per se, but certainly people he once knew well, to a point, he once again has to search the galaxy for meaning, safety and a decent cup of tea. None of which are all that likely to happen. From the galaxy's longest queue, to the beginnings of the universe and back again, Arthur, Ford, Zaphod, Trillian and Marvin try to figure out what the hell is going on and why. And just who is the mysterious being collecting old tat Arthur left behind? The wildly unofficial and entirely gratuitous seventh book in the Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy trilogy. Chapters will drop every day from the 1st of May up to Towel Day on the 25th.

In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. The following story is a continuation of that error.