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The Huntress of Lamore Hordeby M.G.Bernardo
"One day we'll be together again Lilie, if not in this lifetime I'll be with you in our afterlife" - Zedric Hoodsman
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My Girlfriend Wont Stop Bringing M...by Stinky Little Creature
If Satan can't reach you, he'll send a 5'0 girlfriend with blond hair, glowing red eyes, and a lockjaw grip who skitters on the ceiling at 3 AM.
After meeting the local...