Freelancehusbands Stories

PROOF THEY'RE GAY!!1!!1!1!1!1!1

This is a draft I was wotking on so now its here feel free to tell me to off myself or cringe

Set in the cartoon...ish universe. The Freelance Police become...Freelance Parents! Features my own head canons and a few OCS. Not mpreg. ON HIATUS, there's a lot going on in my life. I will be back.

My hyperfixation of sam and max just keeps coming back. jdjdjdjd. I do not own sam and max.

You heard it here, folks; there are just some things in the world that are left to rot or mishandled, I just want to fill that void just a bit by providing bite-sized stories on topics, ideas, and random characters because I find them intriguing and it disappoints me how few people have experimented with it or they did and it came crashing down horribly. Anyway, here's the one stop shop for all things left unsaid.

Stories of Sam and Max I like to write for fun. This is a SFW page, but the most there will be is light touches and smooches between the two here. Nothing to harsh, I will warn if anything of those sorts arise. Please keep an open mind when reading what I write, I tend to talk and describe to much when I get really invested.

Sam x Max do you like my original title? I wrote a crappy Hannahiaka disease fic because I'm stupid. And I wrote it with furries. AND they're IN HIGHSCHOOl. I hope you all have a bad time reading this. On a more serious note: Please, if somebody can post this literally anywhere else than Wattpad, just do it. I can't be bothered to post it anywhere else so please do it and credit my Wattpad username or something.

It's in the title...also this is mostly for me and my friend Also, the cover is not mine

So I've been obsessed with Sam and Max recently and of course, wanted to write a story with them. Now, I know its another angst but tbh, after s3 do you expect any different? Well I hope you enjoy😄 Summary- Sam pretends to go on to an important business meeting when in reality he visits the rest of his detective friends to try and finally build a case against Max's parents (if they really are as bad as Max makes them out to be). Meanwhile, Max has to visit his family for their anniversary. With no way to contact his husband and only friend, Max will have to face one of his biggest fears

SUPER HOT 😝🦆🙁🍩🙁🍩🛐🍩🛐🛐🤣🆘 ⚠️ WARNING⚠️: TOO SEXY AND HOT AND DRAMATIC FOR THE BASIC HUMAN⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️🙁🙁🙁🙁🤣🤣🤣🤣 NEED TO BE DIFFERENT AND UNIQUE FROM OTHER GIRLS/BOYS/OTHER 🆘🆘🆘🆘🛐🛐🛐🛐🙁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂👍🏼🤤🤤🤤🌮🌮🌮

what happens when a chain of reality gets cut? what happens when it collapses? what happens if it... forms into a new source of life. ever since harlyn, an old entertainer to civilization, was thrown away and was replace by madrid, her anger grew and burst. as she holds a golden scissor, she snips her way out and wanted time to break and history to repeat itself. as for madrid, a humanized rabbit with a yellow coat, they don't know what they did wrong. they don't know what caused this all. but lucky for them, they achieve greater power to restore time. they gathered the teams, the one nation called "fandom" each ones they learn, they grab and allow them to participate in saving world. so many new faces, so many old. will it be worth to save the world?

please send help i seriously don't know what to do

Uhm... yeah. Srry if this isn't worked on much! Desc (warning for some season 3 spoilers): Sam & Max were the best partners who fought crime and were irrespirable, nobody could get them away from each other, even after the incident. When Max had traveled to that world in the elevator, they never left sides, and they both seemed to be much more protective of one another. But who could blame them? However, this has come as a difficult task as they have to deal with negative responses to the incident and figure out what the future holds for them. Despite this serious situation, it didn't compare to the fear that the duo both held deep within them, the fear of losing one another when they finally decide to confess ate them both. They didn't want to go through losing one another again. !!Shitpost cover was made by me!!

Just one shots of Sam and max being parents no smut A/n, changed the title (previously being momma max) because this has been less about max being a mom and more of Sam and max being parents

A collection of Sam and Max stories since I can't get enough of these two. Warning : swearing, violence, shipping (no smut). *I do not own these characters (obviously) and I do not own the cover art.*

AN: I tried my best to write this in Sam's perspective, if something seems out of character please just tell me. I personally think of him as this full grown man who wants to be cool but is a clown in nature. I think I'm funny, I dont know. I also don't know when I'll update this, or if I ever will, it may or may not be some dumb one shot I made. Anyways enjoy!

I love these two, there ain't enough oneshots or stories, too underrated it seems, but that's why I made this! Gotta let these two love each other! If you have yet to read, play or watch Sam and Max, I highly recommend it! (Sam and Max and any other characters included in these stories aren't mine, many thanks to Steve Purcell for creating such lovable characters) May include AUs Requests are welcome!