Freelancepolice Stories

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A few weeks after 305, Max takes out all his pent up anger on an unprepared Sam.

PROOF THEY'RE GAY!!1!!1!1!1!1!1

random oneshots and headcannons that i come up with or just me rambling about random garbage either from, a. when im trying to sleep b. when i watch a tv show or movie c. i got it from a game i have played or d. my brain being dumb also i will use this for other random stuff i think of also also some of these oneshots might become books on my acount someday all rights reserved to all people who made the orignal content of the games, tv shows, or movies i might do oneshots or theorys or rankings of

It seemed to be another bright day in the land La-Lakoosha or in Lunatea as a whole. But, Something strange is brewing and someone in high power made the foolish decision to call American's most famous(or infamous) freelance policemen to Handle the case, Sam and Max. With the crime fighting duos ways of fighting crime is at odds with Lunatea's hero, Klonoa. Will The freelance police and Klonoa and his friends remain on good terms or will they end up with one group getting out alive? The latter is most likely. Want to find out what happens, READ THE FANFIC! Also first one ever written yay!

When Sam and Max take a trip to Diamond City, they end up having to help Dribble and Spitz with their taxi service for the day. Can they survive? (And collect the fare?) Find out in this crossover that absolutely no one asked for!

‼️DO NOT STEAL MY OCS.‼️ ‼️please for the love of god don't steal my ocs. Please get creative and original and make your own ocs instead of stealing‼️ This is a OC book, will include the ocs lore, backstory, what universe they're in, age, name/last, hight and weight, literally every small detail You can request to add your own ocs if you want (if interested look at first page)

Sam x Max do you like my original title? I wrote a crappy Hannahiaka disease fic because I'm stupid. And I wrote it with furries. AND they're IN HIGHSCHOOl. I hope you all have a bad time reading this. On a more serious note: Please, if somebody can post this literally anywhere else than Wattpad, just do it. I can't be bothered to post it anywhere else so please do it and credit my Wattpad username or something.

I don't see a lot of fic of these two so I made a super quick story of these boys on a random case with a pal

The story of Disney's Enchanted with a furry cop/knight duo(and numerous others) added in for good measure. Read on and expect the unexpected!

A collection of Sam and Max stories since I can't get enough of these two. Warning : swearing, violence, shipping (no smut). *I do not own these characters (obviously) and I do not own the cover art.*

Join Sam and Max as they engage in further antics! Featuring the stars themselves, The Geek, Lorne ("The Friend for Life"), among many others! Enjoy graphic descriptions! Antics and shenanigans galore! Free exclamation points included!!!!!

Stories of Sam and Max I like to write for fun. This is a SFW page, but the most there will be is light touches and smooches between the two here. Nothing to harsh, I will warn if anything of those sorts arise. Please keep an open mind when reading what I write, I tend to talk and describe to much when I get really invested.

please send help i seriously don't know what to do

Based on something I wrote down in my mini notebook at 2 in the morning. The freelance police STOP this animal inflation problem. POCKET MONSTERS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INFLATED.

Tw for swearing, and other bad stuff like that or smth lol

A temp, is hired to help around at Sam & Max Freelance Police. Analyzing the address again, (Y/N) feels a sensation of uneasiness, what with the business only having two employees. Sketchy. Although (Y/N) struggles to make ends meet with their rent payments, so this has to happen. A few months have passed and now (Y/N) could probably give less of a damn about their coworkers' wacky hijinks. Hell, even they join in sometimes. This story also consists of cursing and suggestive wording. That basically means I tell sh/tty dirty jokes, but I don't actually write what I'm referencing. Season 1: ✔ Season 2 201: X 202: X 203: X 204: X 205: X Season 3 301: X 302: X 303: X 304: X 305: X - Something extra to note: I'd honestly hate to read this book on my phone because of the weird way it pasted the paragraphs. I copy and pasted links, and Wattpad doesn't f\ck with them. Or, at least, I don't know how to use them, but I digress. Instructions to 'use' said links: 1. Highlight the link and just the links, not the brackets. 2. Click and drag it over to an open spot in your tabs. 3. There it is, it's the link I copy and pasted.

WARNING: This story contains gore and violence. Read at your own discretion. Something happened to Sam out on a case. Now Max must face the beastly consequences.

So I've been obsessed with Sam and Max recently and of course, wanted to write a story with them. Now, I know its another angst but tbh, after s3 do you expect any different? Well I hope you enjoy😄 Summary- Sam pretends to go on to an important business meeting when in reality he visits the rest of his detective friends to try and finally build a case against Max's parents (if they really are as bad as Max makes them out to be). Meanwhile, Max has to visit his family for their anniversary. With no way to contact his husband and only friend, Max will have to face one of his biggest fears

Sorry for this cover looking like butt but i used refrence photos from the steam page of the first season remake specificly screenshots 3 and 10 also this takes place 2 weeks after season 3 ep 5 also the cover is semi inspired by @randomdog2009's tf2 x abused reader story mainly the reader character being in the middle plus NOT A SHIPPING STORY THIS STORYS CONTENTS ARE DONT INCLUDE REAL LOVE YOU PEDOS THEY TREAT YOU LIKE A FAMILY MEMBER i have played the second season and hit the road (but i have not beat it) i know the ending of season 3 ep 5 (from youtube) and i seen atleast 3 episodes of the cartoon so thats as much know about the series oh and about 3 compilations of sam and max being gay (I SHIP IT) so if i get knowledge wrong then thats my fault also i think max has adhd (even though im not an expert on it) sam and max rights reserved to Steve Purcell i dont own sam and max