lovingly_insane
Dahlia Killanova was born in 1667 in the U.S. Colonies. She was burned at the stake in 1692, accused of being a witch. Much to her surprise, she became something more than a witch- she became a vampire. Now in the present day a bit under 400 years later, her personal motto is "Don't flirt with death unless you know her grief personally."
Throughout her long existence, she's known one thing: survival before everything else.
Enter Zion Mordeau, born in Europe, 1423 and stoned in 1451, he uses his newfound eternal death-life to be a portal to be the bane of anyone and everyone's existence.
Throughout his even longer existence, he's known one thing: do everything with a creepy ass grin and a joke lined up.
What will happen when the undead witch crosses paths with the undead prankster? And then, the prankster sets his ultimate goal: make Miss Frosty smile- maybe even grin.
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