LorryBorne
A Jam-Stained Chronicle of Crumbs, Socks, and Unyielding Honkery
In a house ruled by tea, biscuits, and the occasional glitter explosion, one noble goose rises-not out of ambition, but out of sheer, glorious mischief. This is not the story of heroes as you know them. This is the legend of Code 13, a feathered fiend of flamboyant finesse whose reign spans laundry rebellions, breakfast treaties, and sock operas so dramatic even the curtains weep jam.
Welcome to a world where dogs wear ruffles, gnomes hold diplomatic sway, and Granny-ever the biscuit queen-conducts order with spoons and sass. These fifty bite-sized Files were collected with crumbs, stitched with laughter, and launched into the sky like glitter-coated biscuits with wings.
Through every page, you'll discover the absurd, the tender, and the utterly ridiculous-each honk a celebration of creativity, resilience, and the everyday magic of rebellion through kindness. Whether it's jam-fuelled rockets, diplomatic teacups, or broomstick ballet, this saga salutes the whimsical hearts that never stop mischief-making, no matter the weather... or the laundry schedule.
So, tuck in, dear reader. The toast is warm, the socks are mismatched, and the goose is waiting.
Let the biscuit mayhem begin.
This book is for anyone who's ever bent a rule, worn a mismatched sock, or loved a goose too much. Welcome to the world of Code 13-simple in style, rich in mischief.