Fry Stories

This is a random collection of poetry I have written since 2007. I have poems ranging from serious to hilarious. I tried to space them all out so you don't get 3 depressing ones in a row or anything like that. I hope you enjoy. Please comment on your favorite poem(s) and let me know your thoughts on them! ***Disclaimer: This doesn't actually have to do with cows... or lard. I am sorry to disappoint***

A small, possibly unfinished, story As Fry tries to figure out his feelings for his platonic and romantic soul mates, he ends up in the suicide booth where he met Bender. With a quarter in hand, he tries to figure out his emotions.

Whatever current fandom I'm in I'll update a story

How does our favorite meatbag deal with being in love with Bender Rodriguez, his best friend? Fry follows the steps in this guide he made for himself to act like everything's normal and that he's not dying to ask Bender out. (Inspired by Cesu456's fic, The List)

AKA weird fucken robo sex part 2: electric boogaloo

Sorry better description please come and read it beware for mature audience Cussing sexual scenes Violence ~~~~~~You have been warned~~~~~~

Bender admits his feelings for Fry.

Where a girl is bullied because of her toes. You may be wondering because of her toes? Yes, because of her toes. She has potatos for toes. And Fry Cooks try to make her into french fries. Now a new hot boy enters school Mr. Popular to be exact. But not so Mr. Popular when the whole school find out he has ketchup toes. Now they must work together to get rid of the haters. But how will they do this when they hate each other? Will they fall for each other? Will they get rid of the haters and just potate? ----------------------------------------------------------------- "I feel like we belong together, you know like when your French fries need ketchup. That's exactly how I feel with you." He said We leaned in to kiss each other. Right when he was about to kiss me I ducked down and he ended up kissing the Fry cook.

Update 3.2.2022: I am rebooting this fic with a more robust storyline while sticking to every main plot point of the original. This fic was written mostly when I was around 12-13 so I wanted to update it with my more advanced writing! Love you all. • • • You (the reader) are a neko (you can turn into a cat). Bender: Hey, meatbag? Where's the booze you promised? Me: You'll need it after this. *evil laughter* This is my first "x Reader" so please don't kill me! I'm making it unlike any other kinds of "x Readers". I'm making it more of an adventure. Not that I have any problem with other kinds of "x Readers", I'm just changing up this one :) It MAY SEEM really long, but it isn't, I promise. The chapters are super short (and suspenseful) so please enjoy!!

>:) Multi-POV mostly involving Mr. Fry x Izagamer. Some other characters: - Allen - Bald Lady - Dar-ra - Darchi - Dew - 🍯 - Kai - Yuki -Yuliy

As you've noticed your balls have been covered in milk and breadcrumbs. Before you lies a KFC deep fri-

Some amazing pickup lines from everyone's favourite bending unit: 22. Update: I wrote this when I was 12. I'm also disgusted at my terrible spelling and grammar... But too lazy to fix it :)

This is a maze funny story obviously, also my pronouns are she/they although I don't really might tbh ^-^ It's kinda centred around a girl named Jessica/Jess (she is British btw so has an accent) and her story with Minho, But Im not telling anymore then that you'll have to read to find out hehe. Btw I don't own the maze runner all that goes to the prolly lovely hoomans that do

Showing evidence as to why people I used to support got cancelled, and no it isnt gonna be over dumb shit like "they accidentally flashed somebody" or sumn like this, these people are Homophobic, racist, groomers, gaslighters etc. if you're offended by this in any way, shape, or form, I dont care. The updates will take a while since I have to gather evidence, but yeah.

Songfic of You Are In Love by Taylor Swift. This story reflects how Leela tries to get Fry & Bender to realize their feelings for each other.

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Getting stuck in the future. New life. Meeting new friends and rivals. New job. Falling in love with a man and machine. But Who will win (Y/n)'s heart at the end? Bender Or Fry? You choose. ~♡

Nuggets, gangs, mashed potatoes. It's lit..