Frying Stories

jack walten beats you to fucking death with a frying pan

Paris the Potato is on a trip to London but gets terribly lost on the underground. This is the diary she kept, keeping track of her thoughts. Hope you enjoy. :)

Ginny Weasley meets a certain someone in the kitchen. How will this stressful relationship end?

"Wait, so you wanna have sex with everything?" //SpiderInMyBathtub//

We jostled for space in the cramped wardrobe, trying to look through the crack between the doors. Jade's voice quivered as she said, "Oh my god... I could reach out and touch him," she whispered, talking about Zayn who happened to be taking off his shirt. "No don't," Jess whispered back, "If you do that we won't get to watch them change." Molly facepalmed, "I can't believe you guys talked me into this..." Jade, Molly and Jess are three typical fangirls, Molly being level headed, Jade being a flirt and Jess being... special (insane.) As dedicated Directioners their dream is to meet the boys in person... but competing with all the other fangirls in the country isn't easy, so they make a plan. A plan that beats all overs. So with a little brains, a little fangirling and a lot of insanity, what can't these girls achieve? That's right... be scared.

HETALIA CHATROOM!!!!!!!!!!! Online fights, stealing cars, pasta, and much more! All your favorite countries including OCs.

Nicole is just a normal girl, she has no friends, no family, and no one to love her. One day when she was walking to school she tripped and when she looked up she was met with the surprise of her life

Who are we really? We all think we know who we are; whether it be a normal run-of-the-mill teenager or not. Scarlett O'Hara thought so, too. She knew or thought she knew that she was a completely normal teenager. She lives, she eats, she breathes, and is in every other way completely normal. But she's not. Of course, she's doesn't know any of this. Then one day, Scarlett is kissed by an Angel.

When a greedy farmer wants the best milk in all the land, he kidnaps the king of the cows.

Home alone, through the night you think you hear things. Hear people walking, talking, and taking stuff. So you walk out of your room and check, right? But normally it's nothing, but what if you find someone in your house? Peyton Spencer knows what it's like. That's because she comes face to face with a thief. Will she forgive him, or hate him? Will she take the time to listen to his reasons why, or ignore him and keep hitting him with her frying pan? A confused romance comes between Peyton and her thief, Andrew. Will she run away from him or risk her heart? Drew is someone that has lived on his own for fifteen years now. His main saying is "What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger." Because he has a horrible record, he isn't able to get a job. All that leads to robbing homes, until he finds a home he isn't able to escape. Instead he is trapped inside with a girl that makes him have an ache in his butt. But, the main question is "What would you do?" Will you be like Peyton or like Andrew?

A collection of poems about potatoes by yours truly.

Based on Jolene by Dolly Parton Hungary has been softening into a real lady over the past few years, while Prussia is the same loud, wild guy he's always been. As friendship blooms between Austria and Hungary, Prussia realizes Austria has the ability to steal away his true love. Prussia can only watch and hope desperately that Hungary still loves him alone.

Skylar Tomlinson is Louis' forgotten twin that he never spoken of after he auditioned for the x factor. Skylar is bullied And tormented and called a liar when all she did was speak the truth. It gets to the point where she goes over the rails drinks every night, smokes and at times self harms only ever wanting the pain to go away her mum eventually send her to live with her brother but when everyone learns about louis' lie things change. Will she cope or will she simply forever be the secret twin