rude_potato
Lambagini Clementis Rivers is rude.
And weird.
And plain.
And the biggest troublemaker you will meet.
She hates people and likes to think of herself as a potato.
Because potatoes are better than humans.
And she's not the only one that thinks so.
When she meets a " someone" in the airport toilets,
Lambagini thinks she's found her first friend.
Or true love.
And possibly the beginning.
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"Get off me you fat, ugly human!" I shout at him yet he doesn't move.
Instead he holds me tighter.
"I hate you," I whisper, trying to sound really mean.
He just smiles and kisses my forehead.
"I like you though," He whispers resting his forehead against mine.
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Very badly written but please read for the sake of Potatoes.