Fuckface Stories

Oh god I didn't wanna do this

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Lambagini Clementis Rivers is rude. And weird. And plain. And the biggest troublemaker you will meet. She hates people and likes to think of herself as a potato. Because potatoes are better than humans. And she's not the only one that thinks so. When she meets a " someone" in the airport toilets, Lambagini thinks she's found her first friend. Or true love. And possibly the beginning. --- "Get off me you fat, ugly human!" I shout at him yet he doesn't move. Instead he holds me tighter. "I hate you," I whisper, trying to sound really mean. He just smiles and kisses my forehead. "I like you though," He whispers resting his forehead against mine. *** Very badly written but please read for the sake of Potatoes.

Bitch B-eautiful I-ndividual T-hat C-ause H-ardons

You can read. You read. There's none of that mature schnapps here so no warning necessary. R.B

TOTALLY SERISUS LOVE STORY BETWEEN Y/N AND A TSUNAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOPE NOT THE CHARACTER, A WHOLE ASS TSUNAMI.

༄✩*.° 𝐖𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒. ━━━ ❝ I CAN'T HELP, BUT LOVE YOU. EVEN THOUGH I TRY NOT TO. ❞ ❨ marcus lopez arguello x female oc ❩ ❨ deadly class fanfiction ❩ ❨ cover credit -saiorses❩ ❨ © SUNKSLOWELY 2019 ❩