Fuckingkillme Stories

Fishy story

some short shit i wrote at 1 am on a school night. don't have high expectations, i'm terrible at writing angst. uhh trigger warning?? suicide i guess

Might make sequel. I got an A.

Do I know what im doing,no...no I dont

it deserves its own book

Trigger warnings and stuff this is a vent

So my stupid, newly-minted fandom brain was scrabbling for more content, so I threw both caution and irony into the wind and went on Wattpad and holy. Fucking. Mackerel. So much shipping. All the characters are are ship props. Stop! John is heterosexual, you fiends! Dirk is gay! Stop! STOOOOOOOP! NO I DON'T WANT TO READ FUCKING DAVE X READER. WHY IS DAVEPETASPRITE DATING THEIR PARTIAL SISTER! NOOOOOO! DAVE AND DIRK ARE BROTHERS, YOU FIENDS! AND JAKE AND DIRK IS INSANELY TOXIC AND ONE-SIDED! AND WHERE ARE THE WOMEN? Obviously, the girls are left out of it. Because at least men keep their fetishization of wlw relationships significantly less creative. Some facts about me - I am blond - I am emotionally unavailable However, all these girls are scrabbling for the fictional character Dirk instead of me, even though I can give them the exact same thing. I begin ugly sobbing on the floor because I believe that women are obligated to be in a relationship with me despite my emotional distance and psychological problems. Waaaaaaaa. Guess this counts as a crack fic? I don't fucking know. I DON'T WRITE FANFICTION.

doubt y'all care- but-

a fan fic about me and my sister's ravishingly gay teachers practically murdering eachother

i don't know what this is

I made a second account because I'm too wimp to post these on my real one. May be triggering.

Dunkleman spent his whole life chasing after who he thought was the perfect girl for him, but what occurs when a newer, blonder, taller, Swedish man comes in and takes her heart? This is a Tall Girl AU story This story is made in Satire, constructive criticism is always welcome. I am going to somewhat try but again, ***THIS IS A JOKE FIC*** but please don't hate. Love you~ The fact that people are reading this terrifies me. I'm so sorry for everything you've read if it led you here.

.....Why am i even doing this.... As you can tell by the title imma gonna make xreader oneshots this time with.... Original Characters! Tho updating may be slow or random....

SOOOOOO SEXYY!!!! moans

this is all a lie

yett

basically our group chat for our fellow taco luvahs. cover pic not ours. and, you no likey taco? you no aloud to join! >:0 but, of course, who doesn't love tacos???

also this is just me fucking tired of my family's bullshit..... and a little bit of mine