Fuckingkillme mga kuwento

i don't know what this is

a fan fic about me and my sister's ravishingly gay teachers practically murdering eachother

basically our group chat for our fellow taco luvahs. cover pic not ours. and, you no likey taco? you no aloud to join! >:0 but, of course, who doesn't love tacos???

So my stupid, newly-minted fandom brain was scrabbling for more content, so I threw both caution and irony into the wind and went on Wattpad and holy. Fucking. Mackerel. So much shipping. All the characters are are ship props. Stop! John is heterosexual, you fiends! Dirk is gay! Stop! STOOOOOOOP! NO I DON'T WANT TO READ FUCKING DAVE X READER. WHY IS DAVEPETASPRITE DATING THEIR PARTIAL SISTER! NOOOOOO! DAVE AND DIRK ARE BROTHERS, YOU FIENDS! AND JAKE AND DIRK IS INSANELY TOXIC AND ONE-SIDED! AND WHERE ARE THE WOMEN? Obviously, the girls are left out of it. Because at least men keep their fetishization of wlw relationships significantly less creative. Some facts about me - I am blond - I am emotionally unavailable However, all these girls are scrabbling for the fictional character Dirk instead of me, even though I can give them the exact same thing. I begin ugly sobbing on the floor because I believe that women are obligated to be in a relationship with me despite my emotional distance and psychological problems. Waaaaaaaa. Guess this counts as a crack fic? I don't fucking know. I DON'T WRITE FANFICTION.

"So your saying... you killed yourself and your not from here...?" "Yes.." "That's impossible..."

I hate this, I hate my life, but I'm sure as fuck doing it.

I literally forgot about this shit for about 3 years and now I'm trying to be cringy again and make a new version with the same but bougier characters. I already know this is gonna be worse then the first. Please forgive me for the sins I'm about to commit.

oof

new oc book :|

also this is just me fucking tired of my family's bullshit..... and a little bit of mine

it deserves its own book

Trigger warnings and stuff this is a vent

some short shit i wrote at 1 am on a school night. don't have high expectations, i'm terrible at writing angst. uhh trigger warning?? suicide i guess

First a weird dream haunts him then some weird happenings occur around him! Eric Coughner is a problematic child who faces some unnatural problems. (Cover by @/gnaw_draw on instagram )

It's me venting what do you want

I made a second account because I'm too wimp to post these on my real one. May be triggering.

yett

I'm gonna kill myself after this book is finally finished. thank goodness noone reads these.

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