Fuckingstupid Stories

poetry that none of my friends know about. i'm not good at writing poetry, i'm just sad and have a thesaurus. if you want to repost this go ahead.

===================================IMPORTANT================================== This Wattpad/Story is *abandoned* and will no longer be continued. I'm too lazy to genuinely finish it and it was meant to be a one-off joke anyways. Sorry, Chainers 💔 ============================================================================== You thought I was joking? When I said I was going to make fanfic of Avik? Nooope, this is real. For anyone who ISN'T in Avik's dumbass community (Or hasn't seen this before), this video should explain it: https://youtu.be/rboNsBvcVJM?t=4531 Now, read and experience my MASTERPIECE that has graced this earth. Avik's adventure to become BEST and SEXIEST spy main in the world! (What went wrong in my life...?) - BONUS INFO - For some reason, this fanfic also has Russian translation. Check it out, if you want lmaoo https://www.wattpad.com/story/385915472-avik-steamy-chaining-fanfic-rus

For some reason, this fanfic got a Russian translation. (Thanks to a friend of mine, vegemiteman, lol) Anyways, some jokes in the OG/English might not be in this translation, since wordplay is hard to translate. BUT DON'T WORRY, this translation is still as fucking stupid as the original! :steamhappy: ------------- ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION ------------- You thought I was joking? When I said I was going to make fanfic of Avik? Nooope, this is real. For anyone who ISN'T in Avik's dumbass community (Or hasn't seen this before), this video should explain it: https://youtu.be/rboNsBvcVJM?t=4531 (Unrelated, but still watch it - https://youtu.be/BjKh6waOdiI?t=59) Now, read and experience my MASTERPIECE that has graced this earth. Avik's adventure to become BEST and SEXIEST spy main in the world! (What went wrong in my life...?) (New chapter every.. once of month?? Don't count on it, sadly..)

JUST WERE I TELL HOW MUCH I HATE ME SELF

Shit poem

I won't add Toby in here for...obvious reasons but the other pastas will be in here! This will mainly be crack or angst so yea. Enjoy! The cover art was made by me btw

You are just the average highschool student, your classmates think you're weird, your teachers think you're great because you're quiet and good at school. Your life is okay, perhaps a little bit boring but Fanki panki the lanki tanki, your best friend, cheers you up and brings you hope, that there is something more to life than stud(d)ying and school. But one night, on a latenight walk you meet someone special who will change your life forever. A blody heartbreaking story between you and Gerald, I mean Gerard? Smexy MCR man or smt

chaos

Kinda gave up on Shitsu, as you can probably tell that I didn't do jack shit on it anymore. Pardon my language. SO! decided to make a book on random memes I have. #3 fuckingstupid - March 13, 2020

This challenges takes place at mostly school xD

in which i actually got friends and we think we're funny.

dont mind this lol (you can read it if you want but its weird ☠️)