Historias de Fuckingup

poetry

"Yes, son. We're going where Mahatma Gandhiji has lived. "Not for a trip. We're moving out." Mom replied like India is the best place where all Americans want to move out. * A not so good looking white guy(ME) with a good looking girlfriend is going to move out. Of course not with his girlfriend, with my mother. Well, I've worked hard in my life. Gee, it's not my fault that I am born in the USA not a third world country. Getting a beautiful country and going to school is not easy. Not until my mom bombards about her plan to moving out to India. Well, I don't know anything about India. Other than 1.28 billion people live there like rats. EAT MY SHORTS. How Am I Going To Survive There? I Fucking DON't KNoW. JuST PRAY FoR mE? **UPDATE EVERY THURSDAYS