Funky Stories

ALL CREDIT GOES TO EDDSWORLD ALL OF IT. THIS IS JUST THE END AS A BOOK. FUCK HATERS

"yo Patrick, you got a minute ",Mr Greg calls out to me."l got a sec ". you see that guy over there, He's black and I hate him",Mr Gregory says "but I'm black ",Patrick say while pointing a finger at himself. "I know",he say looking through the window. "so what do you want me to do",Patrick insists. "I want you to do what black people do",Mr Greg says. "kill him",Patrick say with fear. "he'll no. why in the world would you have that idea . Take him to a basketball game and go watch lebron James score a three pointers ". "yea yea ",Patrick grumbles as he is about to go."oh one more thing",Mr Greg says. "what",Patrick frustrated. "there's some chicken in the freezer ". "a chicken ",Patrick says concerned. "don't be stupid. He's black, blind idiot ", "asshole ",Mr Greg murmurs to himself.

just gay boys falling in love

Very very gay also sorry if I suck at writing because this is my first fanfic

Cover image not mine and Friday night funkin nor characters included belongs to me

There once was a kid named Mary... she had a weird taste in smells. She loved the smell of farts, barf, and... feces. Read this story to have a laugh! It is very funny.

this is a tragic story about how an ancient civilization called "worms on strings". the reason why they are mostly dead is because of an evil villain called "Georgenotfound." He used to eat the worms out of anger, which made them go extinct, which out of fear the worms were fled to the sewers for shelter. decades passed fast as the worms got more and more angry about how they were treated. will they fight back, or will they die? is Georgenotfound really the main villain? (I know this is irritating, but I just have to say that I have dyslexia so please don't say mean things about how I write. I made this story for fun, so please enjoy it) (Btw I made the cover, isn't it cool)

SETH LOVES KIDS

I made the story cover

I gave in Another book I guess!! Very hyperfixated on the game but yeah awesomers My account is kinda dead, moved to AO3, but I'll work on this book here Characters don't belong to me Find The Markers - MrMarkerMaker (Teapot) Marker (BFB/BFDI) - jacknjellify Cover by me

There was a big donut hole

These are always really boring and I apologize for this, but I am a really weird and random person and need to dump out all of my random crap here. Yeah. Ok. Thats pretty much it.... LALPACAS AND APRICOTS. Only one person would get this. Alright. I am done now! Byeeee!

this spam book is for when I'm in a silly goof ball mode and have no one to talk to because I am in fact alone 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 hopefully you can tell I'm smiling through the pain 🥳

If we're both broken, maybe we're each others missing half

Six idiots try saving the world.

Not that anyone asked but here are a few outfits to use or get inspired by in your stories... Thank me later ;)

Its about a normal college girl transmitted to past , It's a draft story if you like it please tell me so then I will continue it

This is all real, it's about ME!! judge me if you want i don't care.