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Get ready, cause this story will make you feel...Funky.

Funky Kong tries to convey and expose his energetic side rather than being laid back and chill dude he always potrays during a Mario sluggers style baseball game between Daisy and Waluigi's team of boys vs girls. It doesn't go very well and it ends up spiraling out of control to the point where massive drama emerges from his actions, after that, he tries to stop being all flaunty and over expressive but fails multiple times, making him feel very guilty everytime he causes an accident between him and the princess. Will bro ever be comfortable and mentally strong enough to make it up to her eventually? Find out when I take my BBC, and slide and slap it across ya mom's juicy a- nah I'm playing, enjoy this cursed atrocity my one and a half viewer reading this.

As the group exits the digital world with one loss they are confronted by...the king?! It seems he was roaming the underground and is possibly planning a sneak attack! But wait! He has information, could this information be what is really going on in the Thot empire!? Just who is the king after all? It is all going to be revealed this issue!

some crazy monky shit going to happen dont have it all planned out yet either but that shouldnt stop me also this is part of obamaverse so anything that happens here rekts those other two cringelords you know who but anyway yeah lets go monkey business we flinging our shit

The year 3097, enter funky Kong, one of the last survivors after the meme wars. Funky Kong was the commander of the rebellion against the thots whom ruled the entire world. Although due to a recent mission most of funky kongs comrades have fallen, leaving funky Kong to finish his latest mission, which may save the world from the thots. This is his story.....

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As the group advanced through the sewers with their new companion they finally reach their destination and it seems like this time a war is being waged upon the rebels and the thots! Oh no! This issue wraps up season 2 and could possibly wrap up just the beginning to funky kong and the Thot destroyers!

The group advanced as they step into the 3rd floor of the castle they are confronted by the thot prince, are they able to take him down? What happened to gnome star?! This will all be uncovered in this next installment.

The team approaches their destination, the throne room, here is the king and what will give the team a run for their money. Although, will they all be able to kill the king? Where is the queen? Will gnome star be in vein? Find out now in funky Kong the Thot Destroyer?!

Funky kong's last solo mission ended with funky loosing one of his key parts to survival, funky Kong is then assigned with four of the strongest soldiers in the rebellion. These soldiers are the mercenary of power: jake Paul the 84th, the team watchdog: general gnome-star, and an unnamed man who carries two swords and lets nothing stand in their way. Can these 5 stand a chance against the Thot kingdom? Find out soon.....

Join Funky Kong once more for a heartfelt remastered version of the original. Now with more scenes and better story get ready for a heartfelt story that is sure to pull a few heartstrings.... (COMING VALENTINES DAY) (ONGOING) Please keep in mind this is all for fun and should not be taken seriously, thank you! (Some parts of the story may be offensive or not suitable for viewing, please be cautious, and have fun, you've been warned.)

As the group advances they are met with the dark lord emoji eggplant, will this be a quick kill for Jake? Or for the dark lord?

You never thought I would write a fanfiction based on Sims 4 Meme House? This fanfiction is a recall from Funky's story before and during Meme House. :)

Read the action packed thriller of the adventures of funky Kong and comrades as they fight to take down the Thot empire and take back the world for what it was! Read all 3 first volumes of season 1 and stay tuned for even more on season 2 of funky Kong the Thot destroyer!

Ah high school, full of knowledge fun and... funky Kong?! Play as the reader who has fallen in love with funky Kong. You will face other students who will fall in love with him, how will you cope? It's all decided now!

This story does not correspond with the other funky kong story, this takes place in an alternate universe.