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"𝐎𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫...." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "𝐴 𝑙𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑢𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒(𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒) 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛, 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑎 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑝 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑜𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑏𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 !! 𝑎𝑚 𝐼 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔? 𝑁𝑜𝑝𝑒!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ x - ᴏᴄꜱ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ɪɴᴠᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ (Qᴜɪᴛᴇ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴄ ɪꜱ ᴀɴ ᴏᴄ) x - ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ/ɪɴꜱᴜʟᴛꜱ....ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪᴅᴋ #2 🥈 in funniest

🌙✨ Destiny Series 3 - "Where destiny blossoms again."✨🌙 "Kuch raastey taqdeer likhti hai... aur kuch log un raaston par bas chalte jaate hain, anjaane mein bhi ek manzil ki taraf." ────── ❃ ────── 🌟✨ The Star and the Blue Lily 🌸💙 "Some stories bloom like stars... and some stars carry the fragrance of a forgotten flower." Gul-e-Sitara - A Flower made of Stars ────── ❃ ────── "Unka jawab toh sun liya... aap ka? Aap ka kya jawab hai... is rishtey ke baare mein?" "Aap ke jawab ka intezaar rahega." ────── ❃ ────── "Phir bhi... I wanted to hear it from you. Mera dil chahta hai ke main tumse sunu. Tumhare lafzon mein." "ji... wo..." "Bas ha ya na, Niloufer. That's enough." "Ha... I accept our proposal." ────── ❃ ────── ✨ Sohail Shaikh: Calm. Clear. A man whose name carries the meaning of stars and moonlight. He does not raise his voice, yet his presence is felt. Not possessive. Only protective. Disciplined, talented, and deeply rooted in faith, Sohail knows more than he says and waits only when it truly matters. 🌸 Niloufer Farooqi: A blue water lily. Rare. Shy. Her belief in love faded when her first marriage broke within family walls. Her shyness is not weakness, nor pretense. She chose silence. Lowered gazes. Stolen glances. A desi Muslim girl who learned to guard her heart without hardening it. ────── ❃ ────── Two souls. Two separate worlds. Never meant to touch. Never meant to belong. But Destiny... Destiny had other plans. It whispered softly: "You were written for each other." ✨ Because some flowers bloom only when stars align. ✨ ────── ❃ ────── ⚠️Capters are long, around 10000 words each. read when you gave the time and patience to enjoy them properly.

"Oye..." "Kya?" "Hum galat ladki utha laye." (We kidnapped the wrong girl.) "...Kya?!" "Haan." "...Toh mujhe ghar chhod doge?" (...So you'll drop me home?) "Haan." (Yes.) "Nahi jaana." (I don't want to go.) "...KYA MATLAB NAHI JAANA?!" (...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO GO?!) "Waise khane mein kya hai?" (By the way... what's for dinner?) Three accidental kidnappers. One girl who refuses to escape. Oops... Wrong Girl! 😂

Yin Wong never believed in love. All he wanted was peace for his mother-a respect she never got from his powerful father and arrogant brother. But when his family crossed the line, Yin decided to give them a lesson they would never forget. The solution? A fake marriage. The partner? War-a boy who is everything Yin never expected: sassy, fearless, and dangerously good at stealing hearts. What started as just an act to fix a broken family slowly turns into late-night laughter, stolen glances, and feelings that neither of them planned for. But pretending is easy. Admitting it's real? That's the hard part. 💍 A story of fake vows, real love, family battles, and the beautiful chaos of finding forever. 💍 * * * * * * ⚠️ Disclaimer ⚠️ ▪️All photos used are not mine → full credit goes to their rightful owners. ▪️This story is a work of fiction → characters, events, and situations are purely imaginary. ▪️Please do not copy, repost, or translate my work without permission. 💙

When brilliant but grief-stricken scientist Dr. Aiden Cole is sent to investigate a mysterious signal from the alien world of Aetheria, he discovers an ancient power that could save Earth's dying civilization. But when ruthless OmniCore director Adrian Voss seeks to seize that power at any cost, Aiden must uncover the truth behind a forgotten civilization and stop him before both Earth and Aetheria are destroyed forever.

Mariya visits her husband John in Chennai for a weekend. He shares an apartment with five other men from their village,cousins and childhood friends. John has spent eleven years lying to Mariya, telling her the apartment is clean, the boys are disciplined, and everything is perfectly respectable. Within hours of her arrival, their eight-year-old daughter finds a condom on the sofa. Mariya demands to know whose it is. Nobody confesses. So she does the only logical thing, she interrogates all six men, one by one. By the end of the weekend, nobody has claimed the condom, but everyone has accidentally confessed to something else.

Meet Kim Taehyung: the cold, punctual CEO who believes in perfection and coffee that's never late. Now, meet Kang YN: a kind-hearted woman who's accidentally married to him because of family business drama (don't ask). She's brave, savage, and way too much fun to leave her poor, emotionless husband alone!!🫣 Watch YN along with Jimin and Beomgyu, tease,annoys YN's husband aka Jimin's bestfriend and Beomgyu boss.🤭 Add in some pranks, elevator horror stories and few awkward moments, and you've got a romance that's more hilarious then serious. Will YN survive her "perfect" husband? Will Taehyung ever crack a smile? Probably not, but it'll be fun to watch. This story has all the laughs, love, and ridiculous moments you need to brighten up your day. Buckle up, it's going to be a wild, funny ride!! 😉 Ranking 🎖️ #49 - Funniest (among 4.15K stories) #686 - BTSARMY (among 34.5K stories) #619 - YNstories (among 30.8K stories)

✨🕊️🌌 🤍Pesh-e-Lafz🤍 Yeh kahani sirf chaar ladkiyon ki nahi hai... asal me yeh kahani poori duniya ki hai. Ek aisi duniya...jo chamak, shohrat, jazbaat aur khwahishon ke peechhe asal raaste se bhatak chuki hai. Yahan log guzaar rahe hain magar sukoon nahi hain, yahan chehron par muskurahatein hain magar dilon me khali pan hai. Yeh chaar ladkiyan bhi isi bheer ka hissa thi. Kabhi apni marziyon me gum, kabhi ghalat mohabbat ke dhoke me, kabhi rishton ke naam par hone wali khamosh qurbaniyon me. Zindagi ne unhein woh sab dikhaya jo insaan ko tod deta hai... tanhai, dard, ghaltiyan, aur nafs ke haathon shikast. Magar jab insaan har darwaza band hota dekhta hai, tab usey ek darwaza khud-ba-khud khulta mehsoos hota hai... Allah ki taraf lautne ka darwaza. Yeh kahani batati hai ke gumrahi ka safar jitna bhi lamba kyun na ho, agar qadam palat jayein to Rah-e-Hidaya mil hi jati hai. Yeh dastaan un ke liye hai jo samajhte hain ke woh bohot door nikal aaye hain kyun ke Allah se doori kabhi itni zyada nahi hoti ke wapsi mumkin na ho. Aur yaqeen rakhiye... Hidayat sirf raasta nahi, balkay rehmat hoti hai un dilon ke liye jo sach me talash karte hain. Aur yaqeenan... yeh hidayat aur rehmat hai sirf un ke liye jo imaan laate hain. ✨🕊️🌌

Meet Dawn 😐🖤 🔗😈🧠 and Faye 😋🎀 🌸💥🧠 The human versions of caffeinated raccoons with poor impulse control. Currently monetizing a haunted apartment. Most people run from haunted apartments. Dawn and Faye moved in on purpose. After getting evicted (for reasons that may or may not involve a séance, a fire alarm, and a oujia board), the twins find the perfect place: Room 404, Marlow Apartments. It has a certain reputation... Tenants don't stay. Lights flicker. Walls bleed. Something whispers at exactly 3:17 a.m. The ghosts expect screaming. Panic. Maybe tears. What they get instead is a camera in their face and: "Wait-can you do that again but slower? The lighting was bad." Within days, the haunting is no longer a tragedy. It's content. And when Dawn and Faye launch Ghost Hunters Inc., a paranormal investigation channel that treats actual spirits like mildly inconvenient coworkers, things spiral out of control faster than anyone-living or dead-can handle. Viewer discretion is advised. Not because of the ghosts. But because of the chaotic twins who are determined to turn everything into content and monetization. Could you handle them?

In the buzzing corridors of School, two very different worlds are about to collide. Praveen Singh - the charming, talented, and effortlessly cool heartthrob who hides his emotions behind a smile and a guitar. Anjali Rathore - the quiet, intelligent girl who believes in dreams, discipline, and staying far away from distractions... But when fate plays its part, classrooms, rooftops, and morning chaos become the stage for something unexpected - friendship, teasing, laughter... and maybe even love. A tale of two families, endless mischief, sweet sibling drama, and school life that's anything but ordinary. Because sometimes, the most unexpected stories begin with a slap, a song, and a bouquet •♡~unexpected love~♡•

Description 🤍💫🌙 "Two hearts may break, but what is written in sujood will never fade." 🌙💫🤍 In Lahore, two inseparable friends - Noura Sheriyaar and Hooria Dilwaar - walk the same path of faith and ambition. As medical students at King Edward Medical University, they share not only books and lectures, but also late-night duas, tears, and laughter. Noura's life takes a sharp turn when her family arranges her nikah with her cousin, Taemir Raza - a brilliant architect and CEO of Raza Architectural Studios. Bound by duty, they step into marriage with hearts unready, clashing at every turn. Pride, misunderstandings, and unhealed wounds build walls between them, and before love has a chance to grow, divorce leaves them both with unanswered prayers and silent regrets. For Hooria, destiny begins on an ordinary afternoon at Taemir's Nana's house. There, she meets Haroon Faarisi - Taemir's best friend and the founder of Faarisi Luxe Interiors. One glance is enough for Haroon; in that moment, his heart knows. His respect for her modesty and grace turns into a dua he carries quietly, trusting Allah's timing. Their intertwined journeys become a test of sabr (patience) and shukr (gratitude) - proving that even when hearts break, what is written in sujood will never fade.

Building on the legacy of Classic Adventure, there was no way One Time Mage could flop. With even deeper immersion, human-like AI, a fantastic world, and rich storybuilding, it was the game meant to carry the next generation of full-dive gaming. Vincent, better known as BakingTray, expected nothing less than the best. And they delivered. But after a series of unfortunate events, the world begins to shift, dragging him into a storyline he never wished to be part of. Now, he just has to make sure he doesn't lose his mind.

**Perfect Chaos** Friendly Enemies-to-chaotic lovers. Found family. Buried trauma. A love that burns slow-and a shadow ready to break her. She's the wildfire everyone leans on-loud, loyal, unbreakable. She fights for her friends and pretends the nightmares don't still wake her screaming. She says she's fine. She's lying. He's the sarcastic guy who acts like she's his headache. The one who notices when her smile cracks. The one who carries her when she breaks. The one who whispers "I've got you" like a vow. He says he's fine. He's lying. Their chaotic family is everything-late-night donut runs, color wars, two fiercely loyal dogs who guard her heart. But one is slipping away. Secret calls. Forced smiles. Guilt she can't name. And someone is watching. Planting photos. Whispering doubts. Turning closeness into betrayal. Waiting to isolate her... and make her his. A festival of colors hiding fractures. Panic in the dark. Late-night confessions. They laugh. They fight. They fall apart together. But when the pictures arrive, will everyone survives what comes next? **Perfect Chaos** - where friendship keeps them breathing, love is the deadliest risk, and the shadow already knows how to break her. Step into the storm. You won't look away. 🌪️💜

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Adrian Vale works in a bookshop, his days spent stacking books. One night, an unfamiliar pain grips the tattoo on his left hand-something that has never happened before. Deep within, he senses that his past is creeping back into his life.

Hello. Welcome to my world-where hatred is inherited and competition is compulsory. Aayu and Samay have been rivals since childhood, thanks to a broken friendship between their parents that turned two families into enemies. Living next door only makes it worse-every exam, every achievement, every moment is a battle. When Samay chooses science, Aayu is forced to follow, leaving behind her own dreams just to prove she's better than him. But as their rivalry grows, so do the questions. What if the person she hates the most... is the only one who truly understands her? And what if winning against him isn't really winning at all? #3 Funniest #2rivels

Elijah's entire life has been agonizingly dull, but that all changes when he and his brother, Donovan, and a couple of friends find themselves trapped in the ghost town of Norwich. Naturally, they encounter ghosts-or at least, creatures that resemble them. The catch? These spectral residents are bored out of their minds. To the group's shock, their only chance at escaping this paranormal pit stop is by transforming Norwich from a dreary detour into a town of "laughs and vibes."

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