Funnh Stories

The title says it all,

This book is about hating Shiemi Moriyama and Elizabeth Liones

Why jokes you ask. Because I'm pretty funny and honestly bored plus I have no life "goes into corner and cries. Well I do hope you like the jokes. Also plz comment guys your thoughts or feelings :D

After my dad was killed by unknown attackers, my siblings and I hade to make a choice, stay and die or run and... hopefully live. Our Mum died when she gave birth to my youngest sibling, We have no where to go and no one to help us.... Do we have a chance of survival at all? Guess we'll have to find out.

Just like the title, this is just jokes, puns and random crap that is somewhat comedic or is suppose to be. Not all of it is originally mine! I will say if it it is not mine at the end of the the section. Makes sense? I hope so... Enjoy :p