Funniest Stories

Lex was a basement dwelling, caffeine fueled, MMO junkie with zero real world accomplishments and a level 80 necromancer he was weirdly proud of. One unlucky night, Lex dies, chokes on a chicken nugget while arguing in chat. Lame as hell. Instead of the afterlife he expected, he wakes up as a ghost, tethered to the city he lived in. But something's off. He's now part of the Haunting System, a bizarre LitRPG framework that tracks his XP from tormenting the living, learning ghost powers, and scaring up mischief. His best friend Miles is now stuck dealing with Portland's magical underbelly. Soul harvesting cults, hipster necromancers, vape shop warlocks, and a growing glitch in reality that's swallowing ghosts like corrupted save files. He might be dead, but the game isn't over. It's just getting weird and Lex isn't the only ghost on the leaderboard.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐤𝐥𝐚 𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 & 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚 𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 Have been sworn enemies for years, all because of a-𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐝 Their families can't stand each other's presence leading to humorus and witty battles amongst them. But what will happen when the younger generation of the families who were supposed to carry forward there legacy of animosity end up falling in love with each other? Tropes: Enemies to Lovers Family Rivalry Neighbour Romance Romantic Comedy

🌙✨ Destiny Series 3 - "Where destiny blossoms again."✨🌙 "Kuch raastey taqdeer likhti hai... aur kuch log un raaston par bas chalte jaate hain, anjaane mein bhi ek manzil ki taraf." ────── ❃ ────── 🌟✨ The Star and the Blue Lily 🌸💙 "Some stories bloom like stars... and some stars carry the fragrance of a forgotten flower." Gul-e-Sitara - A Flower made of Stars ────── ❃ ────── "Unka jawab toh sun liya... aap ka? Aap ka kya jawab hai... is rishtey ke baare mein?" "Aap ke jawab ka intezaar rahega." ────── ❃ ────── "Phir bhi... I wanted to hear it from you. Mera dil chahta hai ke main tumse sunu. Tumhare lafzon mein." "ji... wo..." "Bas ha ya na, Niloufer. That's enough." "Ha... I accept our proposal." ────── ❃ ────── ✨ Sohail Shaikh: Calm. Clear. A man whose name carries the meaning of stars and moonlight. He does not raise his voice, yet his presence is felt. Not possessive. Only protective. Disciplined, talented, and deeply rooted in faith, Sohail knows more than he says and waits only when it truly matters. 🌸 Niloufer Farooqi: A blue water lily. Rare. Shy. Her belief in love faded when her first marriage broke within family walls. Her shyness is not weakness, nor pretense. She chose silence. Lowered gazes. Stolen glances. A desi Muslim girl who learned to guard her heart without hardening it. ────── ❃ ────── Two souls. Two separate worlds. Never meant to touch. Never meant to belong. But Destiny... Destiny had other plans. It whispered softly: "You were written for each other." ✨ Because some flowers bloom only when stars align. ✨ ────── ❃ ──────

Vincent thought he knew the world of Classic Adventure-a game he'd grown up playing, memorizing every spell, every corner, every secret. But when the servers shut down, he's offered one final chance: an early-access code to a game unlike anything he's ever seen. Inside, reality bends, magic is alive, and the rules he thought he understood no longer apply. As he navigates a world teeming with danger, mystery, and impossible power, Vincent discovers that every choice carries weight-and that curiosity can be just as deadly as ambition. In a realm where heroes rise, legends are forged, and secrets lurk in every shadow, Vincent must decide: follow the path laid before him, or carve his own-and risk losing everything.

Arohi is an introverted topper who minds her own business, speaks only when needed, and dreams of cracking the NDA to serve the nation. Akshay is her complete opposite-an extrovert who talks to everyone, laughs the loudest, and aims to clear NEET to become a doctor. They are academic rivals, always fighting for the first rank, always challenging each other without saying a word. But when fate brings them together in ways they never expected, Arohi starts seeing warmth behind Akshay's loud personality... and Akshay discovers the fierce determination hidden behind Arohi's silence. Two dreams. Two opposites. One unforgettable journey.

✨🕊️🌌 🤍Pesh-e-Lafz🤍 Yeh kahani sirf chaar ladkiyon ki nahi hai... asal me yeh kahani poori duniya ki hai. Ek aisi duniya...jo chamak, shohrat, jazbaat aur khwahishon ke peechhe asal raaste se bhatak chuki hai. Yahan log guzaar rahe hain magar sukoon nahi hain, yahan chehron par muskurahatein hain magar dilon me khali pan hai. Yeh chaar ladkiyan bhi isi bheer ka hissa thi. Kabhi apni marziyon me gum, kabhi ghalat mohabbat ke dhoke me, kabhi rishton ke naam par hone wali khamosh qurbaniyon me. Zindagi ne unhein woh sab dikhaya jo insaan ko tod deta hai... tanhai, dard, ghaltiyan, aur nafs ke haathon shikast. Magar jab insaan har darwaza band hota dekhta hai, tab usey ek darwaza khud-ba-khud khulta mehsoos hota hai... Allah ki taraf lautne ka darwaza. Yeh kahani batati hai ke gumrahi ka safar jitna bhi lamba kyun na ho, agar qadam palat jayein to Rah-e-Hidaya mil hi jati hai. Yeh dastaan un ke liye hai jo samajhte hain ke woh bohot door nikal aaye hain kyun ke Allah se doori kabhi itni zyada nahi hoti ke wapsi mumkin na ho. Aur yaqeen rakhiye... Hidayat sirf raasta nahi, balkay rehmat hoti hai un dilon ke liye jo sach me talash karte hain. Aur yaqeenan... yeh hidayat aur rehmat hai sirf un ke liye jo imaan laate hain. ✨🕊️🌌

තාත්තා ඇමති,සීයා අගමැති උන පවුලක ආඩම්බර,නපුරු,ඇට්ටර,සල්ලිකාර කොලුවෙක් වගේම මධ්‍යම ප්‍රාන්තික පවුලක සැර,ආඩම්බර,ලොකුකම් දාන,අහිංසක කොලුවෙක්..මේ මුරණ්ඩුකාර ආදරේ කොහොම ගලාගෙන යයිද ? . . . . . සැහැල්ලුවට ගන්නෙපා හැංගුණ කතා හැම තැනම අපි නොදැකම,දැකලත් හැංගිලා තියෙනවා ඒක නිසා පරිස්සමෙන් අඩිය තියන්න දඩබ්බරයගෙ අඩවියට..

She was just Laila- bold, flirty, dangerous in a way he didn't understand. He was Reyansh Choudhary- the youngest son ,all charm and choas, hiding a heart that love too deeply . They meet as a strangers. They flirted like rivals. They fell without confessing. Then the truth come out . A lie of identity. A rivals of blood. A heartbreak so ugly it turned love into revenge. she loved him . so she walked away. he loved her . so he married her - to destroy her. Because in thire world, love was never gentle. And enemies never felt without burning. to know what's the story and how it is ,come check my books...

A story of teen romance, messy friendships, heartbreaks and love that changes everything...... They said lies don't matter if no one gets hurt. But when the truth came out, it destroyed everything. One lie. One betrayal. And suddenly, Zoey's trust is shattered. Spencer's world is turned upside down. Both broken by the same person who wore the mask of a friend. Now, Zoey and Spencer are left with nothing but the wreckage- and each other. But healing isn't simple. It's messy. It's secrets, confessions, late-night laughter, and the kind of chaos that comes when two broken hearts collide. Friendships don't fade-they just burn brighter when the fakes are gone. And maybe, just maybe... love can grow from the ruins of betrayal. this is my first story so kindly ignore my grammatical errors and please do tell me in comments about my mistakes so i can correct it......

First Year Fever In the heart of Delhi, two girls step into the chaos of college life , one with her books perfectly aligned, the other still dreaming with her eyes half closed. Divya Sharma is calm, sharp and always ten steps ahead. Kashvi Verma is loud, late and always ready to cause a scene. Between stolen chai breaks, awkward anatomy labs and accidental crushes their friendship blooms in the messiest, most beautiful way. This isn't just about becoming doctors. It's about growing up, messing up and laughing way too loud in between. Let's see what fate has in store for them...

Taehyung's genius plan was simple: go on a blind date, make his best friend jealous, profit. The tiny hiccup? His date turns out to be his best friend's psychotic ex and the father of his kid. Naturally, Taehyung does the most reasonable thing-he grabs the hottest stranger in the room, a cop with thighs like sin, and kisses him like his life depends on it. Now he's got a flirty cop demanding coffee and "answers," a best friend who thinks he's plotting world domination, and a realization that he might actually be in love with two men. Jealousy, lies, and some really good sex later, Taehyung's only got one question left. So, uh... now what? Endgame: Vminkook (poly relationship) Top: Jeongguk Switch/bottom: Taehyung Bottom: Jimin

My feet moved automatically. They slammed against the pavement in rapid succession. Every two or three seconds I would turn around and and check in on the closing pursuers. I was slowly but surely running out of breath. I zoned out and began focusing on my breathing and the even rhythmic pounding of my feet. My pursuer got the better of me. I was down on the pavement in seconds. My hands tied behind my back, chains quickly tied. I silently cursed my lack of stealth. I was so close to escaping with the sword. I was guided through long stone passages. Twisting, turning ,sloping up ,down any which way you could possibly imagine. After all, They were designed to confuse anyone who wandered in. Memorizing the path was impossible. Leaving markers was another unavailable option. All I could rely on to get myself out was.....myself. This was not a situation I wanted to get myself into. There was a raging war going on and the only hope to put an end to all of this destruction was collecting all the 9 elemental keys. Seven of whom were supposed to not been seen by a single Pangean from the past ten centuries. This is where I come in. This is were my story begins.

jack: bitch wtf u doin in canada? finn: idk finn: lookin at memes /// Jack is every other boy in the world. He spends too much time on social media, he makes inappropriate jokes and likes memes. He's like everybody else in the world and texted the wrong number. But unlike everyone else he fell in love with a meme named Finn Wolfhard, and he couldn't be more funny. fack and jyatt

Some memes and some cursed images i found about genshin impact I hope you enjoy :) I do not own anything in the book (All rights go to the rightful owners!)

I open my eyes to find myself in darkness. I feel paralyzed. I can't move an inch. I try to move but I won't budge. Slowly, a figure appears in front of me. The lighter lights up her face as she ignites her cig. My heart sinks as I recognize the face. I should've seen this coming.

16-year-old Dawn became an orphan when her parents died in a car crash. She had been living in the orphanage for about 1 year until she got adopted by Tom Holland and her life changed forever. This story is dedicated to MajesticWriter1 and @tom_haz

After a brutal car accident wipes five years of Evelyn's memory, she wakes up in the arms of a stranger - a man who claims to be her husband. Ryan, a man feared by many for his ruthless nature, has only ever shown Evelyn his gentler side - the side that worships her. Now, with her memories lost and her emotions overwhelming her, Evelyn sees Ryan as nothing but a stranger. Determined to win her back, Ryan fights to rekindle the love they once shared - but will her 5 year back self willingly accept her today choice ,to him.........to know more dig into "My Obsessed Husband".

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***Highest ranking*** #1 in perks #1 in flirtationship ***2nd in Solstice award*** "Deal, then." Christian winked his gleeful green eyes as he closed the deal of flirtationship. From the moment I signed those papers, I knew this was trouble but is there any way other than Chris's hotshot body and smart ass talk, to make my crush jealous. I hope not. "You remember the rule of five, right?", He asked again, mischief lingered in his eyes. "The five kisses."I said as he came closer. "Why five?" I asked again. "Because, my darling, beyond five, it's not a flirtationship.", he said as he pushed a lock of my brown hair behind my ears. "But according to the damage benefits ratio..." before I could say anything, his lips met mine with a ferocious lust, making me out of my breath. I gasped for air as he looked me, his hands held my face under the golden light. "This is just a example of how I can shut you up with my hotness." He said, dominance lingered in his speech. "You are mine for a while.", He whispered into my ears, his words melted on my skin. I am going to regret this. *** Is there any way to win the heart of her cherished crush, other than seducing? This is the typical mind of Laura Develigine, the emotional teen. She wants to prove everyone that naked soul is more intoxicating than naked body. At least, to her, that's what true love is. Is there any way to extreme ravishment when the world has booze and babes? This is the typical mind of Christian Dominique, the no strings attached person. All he wants is casual, whether it is person or a relationship. To him, emotions are just catastrophe to life. When they sealed the deal of flirtationship, they never knew the trouble which awaits. The dark secrets, the dangerous crush, the harsh jealousy, the broken friendship. Or Lust. Just like wild fire, spread fast when two stone-hearts rubbed against each other. But can they choose each other even when broken?